I want to see pigs fly, Hell freeze over and Walmart have more than 4 checkout lines open at any given time.
I want to have a chicken tell me why it crossed the road, meet a Bigfoot on friendly terms and have all the crooked, ambulance chasing lawyers suffer the same punishment as the criminals they protect.
Lastly, I want a bottle of beer in a bar to cost just a little bit more than a bottle in a six pack I buy at the grocery store instead of costing more than the entire six pack, I want all the sanctified celebrities who think they are better than us regular folk to wake up one morning and find out we don't give a damn about their opinions and have to STF up and just once I want to open a bag of potato chips and it be a full bag instead of a 1/2 bag with a lot of marketing BS on the side that translate to WE F'd YOU AGAIN !
Thanks for asking
2007-11-27 08:25:25
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answer #1
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answered by Mr 5
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Brintey would get into a head on collision with
Paris.
Fed-ex would impregnate Eva Longoria
Cubs win the world series.
2007-11-27 16:11:50
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answered by Fuzzybutt 7
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that i would get the three things that i REALLY want for the holidays
that the world would just STOP hating each other/AKA peace
that there should be no suffering in the world, especially for the holidays.
=]
2007-11-27 16:12:44
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answer #3
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answered by umdee_umdeex 3
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Positive thoughts.
2007-11-28 23:48:45
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answer #4
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answered by Bunny Boiler 6
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Find a job, get out of debt
2007-11-27 16:11:56
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answer #5
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answered by Little One 4
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l wish the world would...Love
I wish Disease would end
I wish ther ewere no unwated pregnancies
2007-11-27 16:50:24
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answer #6
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answered by Francesca 5
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i wish i could win the lottery
2007-11-27 16:12:02
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answer #7
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answered by lucky star 4
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i wish my wife would go down under,no wait,it just came true.
2007-11-27 16:15:05
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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That a new GOOD job would miraculously come abroad
2007-11-27 16:11:07
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answer #9
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answered by curlz 6
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you would save my day just jk really hot girls coming up to me and then i went out with like 5.
2007-11-27 16:14:37
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answered by Tman 2
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