So I walk into the bathroom to go pee while my wife is showering. She doesn't know I'm in there. While I'm doing my business I notice she has the shower massager off the holder and "rinsing" her nether region. As I yell, "do you want me to flush?", she becomes startled and drops the shower massager at which point the thing starts going all over the place like a Water Wiggle. I ask, "Are you ok...what happen? After stuttering and stammering for a few seconds she says, “what...um, nothing...um, I was checking the shower massager to make sure it's working properly." I poke my head into the shower and say, “was it working properly?” with a big grin on my face. Thus startling her for a second time…she shoots me in the face with the shower massager and calls me a smart@ss.
So I flush the toilet as I leave.
2007-11-27 08:04:00 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
She was telling the truth. She was making sure it had the proper water pressure and was pulsating correctly.You shouldn't have flushed the toilet,that was cruel.Lol.
2007-11-27 11:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have to agree with your wife. Every shower massager needs to be checked...ummm...her way every so often to make sure thati it's working properly, right?
2007-11-27 08:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you take off your clothes & join her in the shower so she would not need those massagers.
2007-11-27 08:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
And if your wife were to have walked in the bathroom while you were showering what would SHE have found? Hmm?
2007-11-27 08:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Allyson♥Marie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nothing wrong with a full body massage! :)
2007-11-27 09:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Course you shouldn't - what you should of done was stay quiet ad lsiten to the show and when it was nice and steamy stripped off and joined in.........;)
2007-11-27 08:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Stormy Petrel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Innocent until proven guilty...
2007-11-27 08:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Jenn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, you totally should have jumped in with her-I'll bet there would have been no arguing about it on her end. But since you didn't I LOVE LOVE LOVE what you did!!! I would have done that too!
2007-11-27 08:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
right... so she was havin a bit of fun by herself in the shower
2007-11-27 08:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by luvin_me_4_me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did she get that massager? How expensive is it?
2007-11-27 09:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋