Because they're probably on his back about having them fly him all over the world in his sleigh right?
2007-11-27 07:59:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He gives everyone in PETA better presents
2007-11-27 08:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by gogeex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're not REAL.
And I mean the animal rights groups. Santa and the reindeer most certainly are.
2007-11-27 16:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by BC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bbbbboooooo santa claus - working them poor reindeer to death - at least rudy on the front end with the stupid lookin red blinkin flashlight on his nose - all the rest of the reindeer lookin up someones butt while they flyin - imagine if rudy get gas and cut a couple loose - jesus - prancer and dancer donna and blintzers need to wear gas masks
2007-11-27 16:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by the big chief 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he can claim that they're just free range livestock. However, under EU law he will have to fit them with tracking devices and pay for every mile traveled, but he can offset the cost by carbon trading.
2007-11-27 16:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by lotsmorewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He hides in the north poles, only uses the deer once a year, and none of the animal rights people ever see him . . . they don't want to stay up that late!
2007-11-27 16:03:58 · answer #5 · answered by Tina R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He leaves it to the Elfs to build Frosty the Snowman to parade the global warming lies as a distraction.
2007-11-27 16:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by Wealth Coach 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a conspiracy - they're all IN on it. They probably get all the good gifts! Santa suck-ups.
2007-11-27 16:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by TML ♥'er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets go with the standard answer:
Rudolph, the Red, knows dear
2007-11-27 16:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Steve B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is Santa he has Magic
2007-11-27 16:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic baby
2007-11-27 16:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by cici 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋