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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "

The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.

" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"

2007-11-27 07:07:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

26 answers

I hope thats a joke, and not a shallow husband!

2007-11-27 07:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Jade 4 · 0 4

Dog Lover, Thank you dear that was laugh out loud funny, but cruel !

2007-11-27 07:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0 0

I get your point and it's funny. On the other hand, how can you compare physical intimacy between two people in love to money?
Why do men always make it about money?

2007-11-27 07:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by wondermom 6 · 0 2

LOL...

as an aside, are there really women out there who just want to be held sometimes?

2007-11-27 07:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by ron-D 7 · 0 0

Interesting way to look at it! Not quite the same, but very Interesting!

2007-11-27 07:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by wrknprgsat47 3 · 0 1

haha, best joke of the day. But then again you do have his credit card

2007-11-27 07:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by ken401lam 5 · 0 0

Haha, the best thing I've read all day...

2007-11-27 07:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Lupe S 3 · 0 0

What makes it so funny is the truth in it.

2007-11-27 07:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by snack_daddy10 6 · 1 0

I love it thats a good one

2007-11-27 07:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i love that! hahahaha that shold be hung on a frame and displayed!

2007-11-27 07:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by switbaby9 3 · 0 0

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