What would you do and say!?
2007-11-27 06:06:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
a 2 inch bug is a BIG bug. Id say take a pin and stick in through the Thorax and watch her spin in circles. Hopefully shed be able to talk and we could discuss issues of control.
2007-11-27 07:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you doing here if we are no longer together?, and have a 2 inches tall bug on top of your desk sounds kind of freky, I would call security and tell them to just be careful, not the bug can be dangerous, just becase is your ex.
2007-11-27 06:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by livingthe30s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put him in a jar, and give him plenty of food and water. I would nurture and care for him and when he seemed all safe and secure, I'd gently set him in the bottom of a birdcage, just out of reach of the birds beak, and let him scurry around in fear for a while. Then put him back in his jar, and ask him how he likes living in fear? I'd then let him go, and never look back. If he can't learn to be kind and compassionate after that, he'll always be a bug.
2007-11-27 06:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by Terance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your vindictive, manipulative ex has fantasies of squashing you like a bug and keeps posting the scenario on a marriage post.
Should this be considered an abnormal fixation on revenge?
Is his a form of stalking behavior?
2007-11-27 06:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Flagger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is not even worth the breath you would use to talk to him. On your death bed you would wants those breathes. Walk away from your desk and tell your co worker there is a bug on your desk do you mind taking care of it.
2007-11-27 06:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by Berry S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd let him live cuz if he was an abusive man, he's even more pitiful and worthless as a bug. He would be sooooo not worth my time... or ruining my manicure over.
2007-11-27 06:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say everything you couldn't say when you were married, and then squish him with my bare hand on the desk!!! Then, smush him in a tissue and Flush him down the toilet!! That way, you kinda get to kill him TWICE !! And TWICE is NICE!! lol !!
2007-11-27 06:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by casper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r sooooooooooo rare
but i will give u thee answer i would politely SQUISH him spit on him and put him in a stapler and staple until you see blood
nah 2 gruesome just feed him 2 a bird
lol
mmmmmmhhhhhhh its like honey i shrunk my ex
2007-11-27 06:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd pull all his legs off and watch him suffer and starve since he can't go find food or whatever bugs eat... maybe I would put whatever they eat in front of his face, just out of reach...
2007-11-27 06:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by ~Lizzy~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd whap him really really hard with a newspaper, or magazine, going "Eeeewwww! A spider! A spider!"
Then, if I killed him, my defense would be that I am almost blind when I am not wearng my glasses. I saw the movement, killed the spider.
2007-11-27 06:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋