2007-11-27 05:11:29 · 19 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't touch this, you don't know where it's been.
2007-11-27 05:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your bottle may be monitored for quality assurance. Please listen carefully, as our messages have changed.
To hear the ocean, press 1.
To speak to the ocean, press 2.
To get off the island, press 3.
To hear more options, press 4.
For technical support from someone who understands your language, break the bottle over your head, turn around 3 times and cluck like a chicken.
and Have a nice day!
2007-11-27 17:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by Zee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would say, "I've been waiting for you to pick me up, now put this message back in the bottle, the top back on and chuck me out to sea again."
Sorry, I've done this. I'm bad.
2007-11-27 13:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by softkisses4707 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you are going through a tough time but lets not let this be your last year on earth. Maybe together we can fight the evil forces that fate has placed upon your journey. Please don't give up. Just because your life really sucks right now doesn't mean that it can't get better. Hopefully within a year you can get out of that godless place, you deserve much better.
2007-11-27 13:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by MR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a love letter to a long lost love. Full of heart ache, longing and lost love. It would spell out the man's feelings for the love of his life that passed on to the afterlife. It would be full of the stuff that makes life grand, as well as the tender feelings that fuel the poets.
2007-11-27 15:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send Help, stranded on Island with ugly woman
2007-11-27 13:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by MR. T. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To the finder of this bottle:
You have inherited 100 million $$$$!!!!! Call 555-555-5555 to collect!!!!
2007-11-27 19:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by Onederful2Nite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be an "Out To Lunch" note from the Genie.
2007-11-27 13:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by The Evolution of T. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the senders sake I hope it doesn't say "Send $$$"
2007-11-27 13:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of Innocence 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help me! Find me and find the treasure, map on back!
2007-11-27 13:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by DB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You had nothing better to do with your time than pick up old dirty bottles?"
2007-11-27 13:15:46 · answer #11 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋