I need to write a conversation between 2 people about the weather!!?

Question

Jason said,
Mary answered,
Jason remarked,

Answer 1

After discharging from work, Jason destined to insinuate his home scurrilously because the climate was at it's vast culmination. Enraged at the weather, Jason said, "when will this atrocious weather cease to perorate." Mary who happened to be eminent and riveted beside him, replied "According to the weather forecaster, the current climate is going to be persistent ecompassing the afternoon. However don't prognosticate that fact because the weathermen tend to be sophistically misguided at some times. Jason remarked by saying " well this deleterious forecast ought to be upon the last of it's ascendancy because I deprive the urgency to scamper before it exacerbates into a much extreme crisis.

Answer 2

Jason said: cool its snowing
Mary answered: oh noo i hate snow
Jason remarked: why ?
Mary answered: because its cold

Answer 3

Jason said, "I can't believe how sunny and hot it is today."
Mary answered, "I'm not complaining. I wish it were like this all year round, like in Arizona or Florida."
Jason remarked, "You must hate the snow and cold that much, don't you?"

Answer 4

Jason said, "The weather is fine today."
Mary answered, "Yes, not a cloud in the sky."
Jason remarked,"Wanna have s3x?"


Men and their moments....

Answer 5

jason said, why does the rain smell funny?
mary answered, its not rain, the neighbors peed outside the window. what does it taste like?
jason remarked, salty pineapple

Answer 6

Jason said "It's freezing outside"
Mary answered "no, it's only 33 degrees"
Jason Remarked "smart *** *****!"

Answer 7

Jason said, "Oh look its raining."
Mary answered, "Oh yes it is"
Jason remarked, "And there is thunder too"

Answer 8

idk