I picked up a magazine from Kraft and it had this recipe for a layer cake which was made from a layer of ice cream sandwiches, you know the kind with the cookie and the ice cream filling, then a layer of instant pudding mixed with whipped topping, chocolate sauce and crushed oreo cookies, then another layer of ice cream sandwiches, then another layer of instant pudding mixed with whipped topping, chocolate sauce and crushed oreos, then another layer of ice cream sandwiches, then you put whipped topping on the sides and top and wrap it in tinfoil and put it in the freezer until 1/2 hour before you want to serve it, you take it out. Anyway, the question is, after finishing this article in the waiting room of the cardiologist's office I went into immediate cardiac arrest. Who can I sue?
2007-11-27 03:47:40 · 22 answers · asked by $Sun King$ 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Last Wednesday I had a horrible heart catheterization and I am still laid up here, reading other people's problems. I ate a ice cream sandwich cake once and it was wonderfully sinful. I only had a small piece and it did not bother my heart at all. So, I don't believe reading the recipe put you into arrest, lol. If you really want to sue somebody: I am not doing anything for the rest of the week. Thanks for the giggle.
2007-11-27 04:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by rustyoldma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody. It's not the magazine or the writer's fault you went into cardiac arrest, nor is the fault of the cardiologist or doctor in question. This would be legally called "an act of God" so why don't you sue God in a court of law. There is actually legal precedent for this in Judaism. Unfortunately, God has never bothered to show up even under a subpoena. Therefore, one can, at best, get a de facto judgment in your favor, and an arrest warrant for God for failure to appear. But good luck trying to collect your money, or to the cops to try to bring God to justice. In fact, better, why not sue yourself, who are the likeliest person to be at fault for having a bad heart or blame your parents for their gift of bad DNA [If you can bring such evidence to court]. All those years of feeding your face with Big Macs and Whoppers has taken its due and done the damage! Are you a smoker? Yes, no? If yes, dare you blame the magazine article, the doctor, God or anybody else? Such a lawsuit is based on strong causal fallacies. As an attorney for the other side, I'd rip your shabby case to pieces in a court of law!
2007-11-27 11:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you serious? You want to sue somebody because you supposedly went into cardiac arrest in the waiting room? Were you having chest pain? If not,get over yourself and stop thinking about suing somebody! Maybe you should have went to the ER if you were really hurting in your chest area! Did they take care of you? If so,stop bitching!Even in the ER,you have to wait your turn! Stop thinking about suing somebody,and be thankful that they took the time to care for you at alll!
2007-11-27 11:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Me! ME! Sue ME!
I'm bored... And, I like cookie and ice cream layer cake.
2007-11-27 11:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew Wiggin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sue yourself for remembering the exact recipie! Anyway you must be bored to ask such a dumb question just like me board to answer a dumb question...eat the heck out of that dessert and save some for santa!
2007-11-27 11:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by just me! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO ONE READING AN ARTICAL DOES NOT DESIGNATE LAW SUIT EVEN IF YOU WENT HOME & ATE THE CAKE AFTER TAKING THE RECEIPE HOME & MAKING IT.COME ON USE SOME COMMON SENSE. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS . YOU DID NOT DEVELOPE HEART PROBLEMS READING AN ARTICALE. IT IS A LIFE LONG LIFESTYLE OF POOR HEALTH PRACTICES. YOU SOUND GREEDY & WANT TO MAKE A FAST DOLLAROFF OF SOME ONE ELE FOR YOUR OWN BAD HEALTH PRACTICES.
2007-11-27 12:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by ladybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom, for giving birth to you and not giving you an ounce of intelligence in your head.
2007-11-27 19:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by Hillary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz! not a wonder!
what the heck was a recipe like that doing in a cardiologists?!
2007-11-27 11:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sue yourself, no one held a gun to your head and made you read that article.
Surely you jest with this question?????
2007-11-27 11:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by LeslieAnn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't worry - you are dead anyway! The dead cannot testify against the living. Sounds yummy
2007-11-27 11:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by Dad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋