whats the most desperate you've ever been to pee?

Question

me and my flatmate were stuck in my car in a traffic jam yesterday and I think i was the most desperate to pee that i've ever been. we are just interested to know what other people's have been?

Answer 1

I work as a followspot operator in a theatre. Once i drunk too much water and then didn't get time to pee during the interval. I needed to pee straight away and then had to hold it for almost an hour and a half. If i'd had a bottle i'd have used it! ended up squatting in the fire exit corridor during the curtain call - could never have made it down the 3 flights of stairs to the toilets. Never again - never miss an opportunity to go!

Answer 2

I had been drinking alcohol and I rode the train home from town. I was that desperate I hopped off 'cause I was BUSTING and went into a yard and peed behind the wall. Of course, a man came around the corner and caught me! He was so rude about it I nearly punched him in the mouth. I really was busting though! I have to say, I have used a bottle! haha. I was in a escort van traveling 6 hours and obviously there are no toilets and the guards won't let you out for a pee!

Answer 3

I had to go really bad so I tried to pee in a cup but it didn't work because I was in the car... so I had to get out and just pee on the ground... and there weren't even any bushes around!

Answer 4

I was on a bus coming back from shopping in Newcastle. The journey takes an hour and forty-five minutes, and I'd had a couple of pints before I got on the bus. I was in serious pain, and when I finally peed, it hurt.

Answer 5

1987, David Lee Roth/Poison concert during an agonizingly long Steve Vai guitar solo.

Answer 6

Did you find a bottle, cup ?

and don't tell me a girl can't pee in a bottle, at the gyno. office they give you a test tube. lol

Been there before. : )