♥ Can you write an amusing story that includes these words in this order?

Question

Nope....Not homework....Just good,wholesome fun on YA.

FATE
HEART WARMING
OHHHHHHH MY
SMILE
AT LAST
I'M OUTTA HERE
FULL THROTTLE
SECURITY
FOREVERMORE
MEDITATE

Answer 1

John looked the gypsy girl in the eye as she slowly shuffled the tarot cards.
"What is my fate?" he asked.
She began to lay out the cards, flipping them dexterously onto the table. She gave him a heart warming look as the pattern grew.
"Ohhhhhhh my," she said with a smile, when the Queen of Cups fell to the table. "At last! You're the one!"
"What?" he said, leaning forward. "What is it? The one what?"
She flipped the next card -- the Hanged Man, inverted. Her eyes grew wide with fear.
"I'm outta here!" she exclaimed. Without even gathering the cards, she rose to her feet and headed full throttle for the beaded curtain at the back of the room.
Dumbfounded, John followed into the next room. He saw a security camera and monitor system showing the front of the building. On the screen, he saw a huge crane swinging a wrecking ball right at the house!
"And I shall dwell in the valley of shadows forevermore," he had time to say, before the jarring impact brought the roof down on his head.

Days later, John found himself with plenty of time to meditate on the vagaries of life as he lay in the hospital bed, nursing about 25 broken bones.
"What's my fate?" he said.
"I think it's good from now on," the gypsy girl replied, her warm hand in his one remaining unbroken appendage a promise of lovely things to come.

The End

Answer 2

You can call it FATE, Kismet, or Destiny, but I was meant to have this woman as my own. The first time I saw her was the most HEART-WARMING experience of my life. "OHHHHHHH MY," I thought, I must be able to see that SMILE every day. AT LAST, I had found the perfect woman for me, beautiful and quiet.

Getting her was by far the hardest thing I have ever done. I had to use every ounce of talent and guile at my command. Getting her into my car without being seen was the hardest part really, but now that she is safely ensconced in the back seat I'M OUTTA HERE. Standing on the gas, going FULL THROTTLE, I blew past the SECURITY checkpoint at 100 miles per hours. Racing through the darkened streets, I arrived at my hideaway in less than an hour. "Ahh, FOREVERMORE I will gaze upon this beauty" I thought as the garage door closed behind me.

I took her from the rear seat and brought her into the house. I had a room all prepared for her. The lighting is perfect and the room reflects her serene beauty.

Now I am free to sit quietly and MEDITATE as I ponder the mystery of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen - the Mona Lisa.

Answer 3

The fate of the country resting in my hands was such a heartwarming feeling. My devilish thought were ohhhhhh my as my wicked smile appeared at last on my face. I grab a buddy to help with my deed but half way through the whipped cream pie making I realized that this thing would backfire. I looked at my buddy saying dude I'm outta here. We ran to my bicycle and tore out of there at full throttle narrowly missing the security check point We ended up in Canada forever more to meditate.

Answer 4

Santa's fate was in the hands of a heart warming girl, named Penelope. Whenever she looked at the chimney, she's exclaim, "ohhhhh my" and smile.

At last, it was Christmas Eve, but Rodolph, who had grown tired of all the reindeer games, said, "I'm outta here." But Santa flew anyway, heading for Penelope's house at full throttle. As he approached the chimney, he had to first dismount to disarm the security system, which she'd set a few hours before so she'd be awakened Santa arrived. But Santa got the wrong code and the security personnel arrived, put the jolly elf in handcuffs and threw him in jail forevermore.

Moral: Don't set you alarm on December 24th or Santa will be in jail medicating.