i think they may be trying to recruit the pink flamingoes ..How can i be certain, before i call the authorities?
2007-11-27 02:09:44 · 17 answers · asked by jesse~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you guys are killing me..lol!
2007-11-27 02:16:10 · update #1
Step down of your horse and listen to this. Thanks to you i now know what has been going on in the garden. My gnomes have also been acting very furtively and my lighthouse has been very active lately... We must stand together back to back and shoulder to shoulder just in case. What was that?........
2007-11-27 02:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, of course they're agents of a foreign government, but they're not trying to recruit the flamingos. The flamingos are agents of a different foreign government already. You need to keep them separated before they bring their guerrilla war to your yard! Why do you think the flamingos stand on one leg? It's a ruse! The leg not on the ground is actually a sniper rifle, but the gnomes have grenades under their hats! Keep them apart at all costs! Get out now!
2007-11-27 10:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't call the authorities they are in on it too.
Turn them around so they can't see what you are doing, if you come back the next day and they have resumed their normal position you should interrogate the flamingos with some sort of torture device. Then crush the gnomes with a sledge hammer.
:-)
2007-11-27 10:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Leizl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is why you don't have garden gnomes and pink flamingos in the same yard... this always leads to problems. Move the pink flamingos to the front yard and the problem will be solved!
2007-11-27 10:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by az_starshine1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's time to recruit a snitch gnome. Plant a wire on him and place him in with the others. But be sure his safety is his responsibility and not yours. The last thing you need is a dead gnome on your head keeping you up at night.
2007-11-27 10:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, the order of the gnome always wear the signature hat. if the pink flamingo's start wearing the hat, call the authorities
2007-11-27 10:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
these days, you can never be too sure... Call the authorities and let them sort it out. Better to be safe than sorry... I hear those gnomes talking about jihad or some such nonsense
2007-11-27 10:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have your special government issue colander on your head? That should be able to stop them from reading your brain waves.
P.S. Shoot the flamingos before they turn on you.
2007-11-27 10:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have the gnomes from the Travelocity ads come and interogate them for you. I love those guys!
2007-11-27 10:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by GEEGEE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I have seen people go through this very thing believe it or not. The gnomes will leave you alone, if you go to rehab.
2007-11-27 10:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Space Chicken 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋