Can you write me a limerick (9)?

Question

Start it off with:

There once was a priest from Gibraltar

LMAO....good ones....

There once was a priest from Gibralter
Good thing he could cling to that altar
For after three masses
and wine from three glasses
Both his speach and his knees did falter.

Answer 1

There once was a priest from Gibraltar
Who kept a flask under the altar
Filled it with Gin
Never thought it a sin
Till a nun walked by in a halter

Answer 2

There once was a priest from Gibraltar
Who practiced what he preached like he oughta
Then one day with much rudeness
Brother Tim was there in all his nudeness
And the priest's marriage immediately faltered!

*edit*
Some priests can marry, can't they? LOL

Answer 3

There once was a priest from Gibraltar
Who took a young couple to altar
She looked at him
Took off on a whim
Her decision you just couldn't fault her.

Answer 4

There once was a priest from Gibraltar,
In his faith he never would falter,
Or so it would seem,
Until in a dream,
He spied a young maid in a halter.

Answer 5

there once was a priest from gilbralter
who liked to preach wearing a halter

the congregation all stared
at his chest covered in hair

then they sacrificed him on the alter

Answer 6

There once was a priest from Gibraltar
Who had his sex organs altered.
To keep him from sin,
Focused within.
He now is a fine Bingo caller.

Answer 7

Who stumbled from his alter
He weaved down the isle
But the church folk still smiled
Cause the fly was open on ol' Walter