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There was a young lawyer quite bright
2007-11-27 01:48:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a lawyer so bright
All the judges thought such a delight
With utter compliance
He fought for his clients
Uncorrupted he did what was right!
2007-11-27 03:11:08 · update #1
There was a young lawyer quite bright.
Who boxed in the gym every night.
"I can win any trial,
with my brains and my style,
and if not I can win in a fight!"
2007-11-27 09:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright
Worked hard and fought for what's right
Took a case for a sinner
Came out as a winner
Now has trouble sleeping at night.
2007-11-27 02:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright
Who never would get in a fight
When her client said "Whoa"
She smacked him, I Know
And got 15 yrs. to life
2007-11-27 01:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright,
Who one day of truth saw the light,
His client, he said,
Deserved to be dead,
If you believe this then I say, "yeh, right!"
2007-11-27 05:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright,
who read by the fireplace light
He even walked miles
to return pennies for smiles
making him president seemed about right.
2007-11-27 02:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright
Always did what he thought was right
When a client came in
Said "I'm guilty as sin"
Helped convict him, the evidence was tight.
2007-11-28 10:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a young lawyer quite bright
who's prices were out of sight
his defendant named jill
tallied up the bill
and stuck a knife in his back that night
2007-11-27 02:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by 80'S MAN part time visitor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright,
Who gave the KGB a fright.
He dropped to his knees,
And said, "Spare me, please'"
And was gone by the end of the night.
2007-11-27 01:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by n1ck3l_5 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright
Who went to the loo at night
He wanted to pee
But could not see
He did on an electric wire and launched outta sight...
2007-11-27 01:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Parth 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a young lawyer quite bright
Who gave all his female clients fright
He used to defend his male clients rights
That made the ladies go sprite
2007-11-27 03:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by maha s 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋