Can you write me a limerick (7)?

Question

Start it off with:

There was an old lady named Mabel

There was an old lady named Mabel
Would alware wear fine mink or sable
Each day she had tea
With old maids such as she
And ate only what their gums enabled.

Answer 1

there was an old lady named mabel
who left her sex toy on the table

her daughter came in
with a big smiled grin

with a buzz noise just below her navel

Answer 2

There was an old lady named Mabel
Who singed for a record Label
She was over the Moon
With her new little Tune
But the song to sing was unable

Answer 3

There was an old lady named Mabel
Called a man to fix her tv cable
Instead they made whoopee
She was a cable man groupie
They cracked a lamp and broke down the table.

Answer 4

There was an old lady named Mabel
who lived in a shoe with a table,
a chair, and a den,
and kids, at least ten
her sanity i think is the fable

Answer 5

There was an old lady named Mabel
Who wanted a large kitchen table.
It had to be old
and made out of gold
But it cost more than Mable was able.

Answer 6

There was an old lady named Mabel
Who put in an order for cable.
She had no TV
She just wanted to be
With a man one more time who was able.

Answer 7

There was an old lady named Mabel
Who ordered Premium Cable
Five Hundred Channels to watch
She thought quite top notch
Alas, she died... and wasn't able.

Answer 8

There was an old lady named Mable,
Who lost her teeth under the table,
When she tried to eat
Her overcooked meat,
She found that she wasn't able.

Answer 9

She put her teeth on the table
She gummed some pie
Got some in her eye
Now, to find her teeth, she's not able..