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Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
2007-11-27 01:42:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett
He pulled out his gun and he cocked it
A liquor stored robbed
That was owned by the MOB
And he's now what you'd call focked-ed.
LOL That was worth losing 10 pts over! ;~)
2007-11-27 02:13:35 · update #1
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
Arrested for stealing a sprocket.
He needed the teeth
For chewing his beef.
If you haven't tried it, don't knock it.
2007-11-27 05:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
pretending to be Davey Crockett
the raccoon for his cap
was just taking a nap
now he carries his ears in his pocket.
2007-11-27 17:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
Kept a love letter hidden in his pocket
No one knows who it's from
Marked with a print from his thumb
Been rumored it's from old lady Sprockett!
2007-11-28 19:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
Put his thingy in a light socket
His wife wasn't pleased
Cause every time he sneezed
His pants would light up like a rocket
2007-11-27 10:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
His money was kept in his pocket.
The money was stole
So Henry was told
to prevent this he surely must Lock it.
2007-11-27 10:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now I'M the one who's shocked!!
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
Whose hands he hid in his pocket?
Until one fine day,
When he was at play,
He fell, and it stuck in a socket!
2007-11-27 13:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did yo hear about young henry Lockett
Who invented a time travel rocket
But, alas, the hugh cost
Had got him quite tossed
and he eventually had to hock it
2007-11-27 09:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
One day he gouged a hole in his pocket
he did this you see
to feel his willy
whilst waiting in the cold for his bus!
2007-11-27 09:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by boyeen_2000 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett
he had a bicycle which had no sprocket
he peddled and peddle but didn't get anywhere
he did it for so long that he lost all of his hair.
2007-11-27 10:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He was cousins with Davey Crockett
No bear did he kill
But when the night air was still
You can bet, he'd be playin with his rocket....lol
2007-11-27 19:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋