Can you write me a limerick (4)?

Question

Start it off with:

There once was a fellow called Skinner

There once was a fella named Skinner
Who uknownst to his friends was a binger
He'd eat like old Hoss
Then his cookies would toss
No wonder he's thinner and thinner.

Answer 1

There once was a fellow called Skinner
Kept getting thinner and thinner
He was on a diet
If it was fat-free he'd buy it
Now he starves during lunch and dinner

Answer 2

There once was a fellow called Skinner,
Who wanted to be known as a winner,
He played hard every game,
Until he went lame,
But at least now this loser is thinner.

Answer 3

There once was a fellow called Skinner
Who ate far too much for his dinner.
He'd eat meat, carbs and cake,
And asked "For goodness sake,"
Why can I never get thinner?

Or:
There once was a fellow called Skinner.
Whose wish was to always be thinner.
He just wouldn't eat.
Not bread, cheese or meat,
And only drank water for dinner.

Answer 4

There once was a fellow called Skinner
Who was always late for his dinner
His mom said "Enough!"
Threw out his food in a huff
Did he learn his lesson? No, he's just thinner.

Answer 5

There once was a fellow called skinner
Who Always ate his dinner? lol
he ate and ate but he just got thinner and thinner

Answer 6

There once was a fellow called Skinner
Who wished that his wife were thinner.
But her love for the sweets
And lots of red meats.
Made her a gluttonous sinner.

Answer 7

There once was a fellow called Skinner
who flopped in his chair after dinner
his wife says,"Ya Know
as a bum, your a pro."
says he." I'm just a beginner".

Answer 8

His waist kept getting thinner
He lived off bees,
That he found in the trees
Cause his wife would feed him no dinner.