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A mafia guy named Lou
2007-11-27 01:32:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A mafia guy named Lou
Had a fondness for pasta Fazoo
It's too bad he farted
Cause he's dearly departed
Bad manners see? That's what they do!
2007-11-27 02:54:59 · update #1
Owned a pretty nice zoo
he tried, and he tried
Till his brain got fried'
But never the elephant did moo...
2007-11-27 11:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou
Gave a gift to his girlfriend Sue
Sue gave it to Lou
and thus it went to
Sue to Lou to Sue.
2007-11-27 01:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou,
Tried to flee from the Feds up a flue,
To his sudden surprise
He found that those guys
Had filled his escape route with glue.
2007-11-27 02:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou
decided to fink on his crew
they found out i think
about the whole stink
cuz i havent seen Lou, have You?
2007-11-27 10:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou
Fell in love with a woman named Sue.
The had lots of fun
Robbing banks, shooting guns.
Til she told the Feds all that she knew.
2007-11-27 02:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A mafia Guy named Lou
Didn't quite know what to do
He made up two meals
which consisted of peels
And married a woman called Sue!
LOL!
2007-11-27 01:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou
Had a crush and didn't know what to do
On the boss' young daughter
But he knows he'd be slaughtered
So instead, he wed neighbor Linda Sue
2007-11-28 12:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mafia guy named Lou
Secretly danced Hula-Hu
The Boss found out
Called the Goons with a shout
With the fishes he sleeps... adieu.
2007-11-27 01:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There once was a mafia guy named Lou
Who had an affinity for glue
Lou had bad luck
Soon he got stuck
And now he's gotta go Pooo!!!
2007-11-27 01:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by Albert 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
a mafia guy named lou
bought a machine gun he painted blue
his friends all made fun
then they started to run
as he picked off his whole damn crew
2007-11-27 02:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by 80'S MAN part time visitor 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋