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In the garden of Eden lay Adam
2007-11-27 01:20:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2007-11-27 01:56:29 · update #1
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Wondering, "what shall I do with my madam?"
But one happy day
He saw the animals at play,
And noticed that he also had'em.
2007-11-27 02:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For what it's worth...
In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Counting ribs, cos God said that he had 'em
When he found quite a few
He knew just what to do
And asked God if He'd build him a madam
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Scratching his b@lls cos he had 'em
He fiddled all day
So God took them away
And now Adam's high-pitched like a madam
2007-11-27 01:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Magpie68 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the garden of Eden lay Adam
With Eve he saw apples and ate 'em
That Snake was so sly
To be the reason why
He got thrown out of there with his Madam
2007-11-27 01:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the garden of Eden lay Adam
no problems had ever he had'em
till out popped out his chil'en
with their fight'en and kill'en
should have kept his damn hands off the madam
2007-11-27 10:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Too many apples just about had'em
I just can't believe
That along with wife Eve
100 apples eaten, It's hard to fathom!
2007-11-28 11:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Lonely, he begged God to add one.
So out came a rib,
And then came a fib,
The story is really a sad one.
2007-11-27 01:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
2007-11-27 01:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by brilliantwash 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
In the garden of eden lay Adam
Beside him was Eve, his new madam
"From my rib she was made
And I would gladly all trade
For more ladies, at least if I had 'em
2007-11-27 01:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
he was sitting all by his sweet self.
Eve came by and said, "Madam...
I was sent to come here by an elf!
You are, in fact a female,
though it pains me to bring you this news.
But, you could make a good she-male,
if ever this you so choose."
Then Adam stood up rather slowly,
took in all that he'd heard.
Then with a power so holy,
he looked down at his lack of a bird.
In its place was a hole,
pink-ish and dark and quite damp,
Once the shock of this had taken its toll,
he smiled and declared himself, "TRAMP!"
2007-11-27 01:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
In the depths of hell, lay Sadam
It's hard to believe
I cannot concieve
That they were made from the same atom...
2007-11-27 11:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋