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Out of sheer curiosity...
does anyone else happen to have this problem? --

At night, I'm raped by a couple thousand demonic spirits at one time. I am abducted and carried off to Hell on a nightly basis where I engage in many carnal activities and enjoy the pleasures of demonic playthings, sometimes against my will. I have oft' consulted hand-crafted ouija boards that have confirmed my sick, twisted fears -- I am, in fact, a demon. And will continue to be one for the next 51 years, according to Nysfarth and Borisovna. I am one of 66 people in the world to have this problem and share in this magical, hellish nocturnal delight...are any of you the other sixty-five people whom I seek?
And what advice do you have for me?

2007-11-27 01:11:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Psychology

8 answers

I do not know of the demons in which you speak of and have consulted my demon master, Asmdai, of their existence and has never heard of them. As far as you being a demon, HA, I spit on you for making such an assumption. Such a pitiful soul such as you could never make the ranks of such. Even I, a humble servant, am not worthy, let alone a pathetic being as yourself. One day, however, my master has informed me, your trips to the underworld will become true and he is quite certain you will not be writing of your journeys there.

2007-11-27 01:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by God spelled backwards 1 · 3 0

Oooooh, this is hot. So you have nonconsensual sex in hell? That sounds fun. And I definitely love me some demons. Wanna feel me up 9th grade-style?

My advice: Buy a huge box of condoms.

2007-11-27 01:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

confident i think of they do. I actual have heard memories in spite of the shown fact that this is rather all 2nd hand data. be careful to not characteristic too plenty to daemons. there is loads of psychological ailment that sounds like possession.

2016-12-10 06:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by quartermon 4 · 0 0

Write a book.

2007-11-27 01:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hi
please consult me on the following address:

professortariq@hotmail.com

2007-11-27 01:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by Dominator 1 · 2 0

I suggest you see an incubus or a succubus. Only they can help you.

2007-11-27 01:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Try garlic and holy water.

2007-11-27 01:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by durulz2000 6 · 2 0

How do I join this exclusive club?

2007-11-27 01:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by nosillenhoj 4 · 3 0

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