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What would you do?
Your waiting in line at a store when I cut in front of you. After kindly mentioning to me that you where in line first, I tell you, to go shove it.
You reach into your bag and pull out a small remote control. With a push of a button you shrink me down to the size of a bug. I look up and see you towering over me, with a devilish look in your eyes. I start to run. What would you do?

2007-11-26 19:37:30 · 20 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

Use the other button on the remote to turn you into a nice doorstop (holding the door open) for all the happy polite Christmas shoppers!

2007-11-26 19:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ G ♥ 6 · 1 0

I would let you run away because my small remote control that made you so very small only works for a few minutes. Soon, you will be returning to your normal size and I hope you have learned your lesson this time about cutting in front of people in lines.

2007-11-27 03:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by bobe 6 · 0 0

Think about how many better things I could be doing with said remote than tormenting annoying grocery store patrons.

Eh, maybe I'd fix you. On my next trip to the store!

2007-11-27 03:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Gordon M 2 · 0 0

I would let you go! I've already messed you up by shrinking you!<3

2007-11-27 03:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 0 0

Buy a bag of straws, and use one to turn you into the first human spitball.

Ptuy!



Splat!

2007-11-27 03:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0 0

With all due respect to Kafka...

I would still remember that you were a human being, with feelings, and be merciful.

2007-11-27 03:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nudge you with my toe just enough to flip you over on your back and let you die a slow agonizing death because you are unable to turn back over.....LOL JK

2007-11-27 03:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Bruja 6 · 0 0

I'd corner you in a corner, take my pointed toe cowboy boot and crush you like a roach!

2007-11-27 03:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pick up and throw u in the Chupa Chups Candy box

2007-11-27 04:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Pick you up and carry you around all day to show you how rude you were. It WON'T be fun buddy.

2007-11-27 03:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by Jan G 6 · 0 0

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