I have this friend that keeps coming to me every time her new gf cheats on her. This happens once a moth or so. She has no taste in women.
Well in a moment of exasperation i said "IF YOU CAN'T FIND A GOOD WOMAN, THAN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOUR BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE!!"
Before I could say anything else she tackles me, tells me that she want to give me a try. She said I've always been there for her, that I always have good advice. And she wants to be with me because she can't think of another man that's more like a woman than me.
WHAT THE HELL! I REBUILT HER CAR! I JUST FINISHED REMODELING HER BATHROOM! I BUILT HER A BRICK BBQ!
How do I get even with her for calling me a woman?
2007-11-26 18:37:24 · 10 answers · asked by Brognar K 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
P.S. We have never been intemate. I'm Asexual (as in i have no interest in sex) and have been all my life.
2007-11-26 19:13:35 · update #1
duuuude, honestly thats beond the point. Fu,cK her brains out. make her walk wrong for a week and shell remember ur a guy
2007-11-26 18:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by arizapyro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting even is not the answer. Yeah true that was a low blow, but you get smart not even. Next time she comes to you crying over her gf then you simply tell her that she might want to get the advice of a real man cuz aparently talking to women is what got her in the situation she's in now. At first she will be stunned that you turned down the chance to give her advice but eventually she will need a real friend like you and hopefully she will apologize for her words. Oh and dont give her none that will only complicate things more.
2007-11-27 02:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by mecamaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show her that you are a man in every sense of the word (if you know what I mean). You are obviously attracted to her. Why else do you do so much for her and spend so much time with her?
2007-11-27 02:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Vicki D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some brown boots, step in all the dog crap you can see, get yourself some crazy denim overalls, and top it off with a construction hat, grow out a beard, walk around with a dirty shovel, and carry around a burger king bag with an extra large coke. that = manly
scare the !@#$ out of her
2007-11-27 02:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by goobergump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I got a kick out of reading this one. She is not referring to your masculinity.. she is referring to your personality. She is attracted to your ability to listen, trust, sweetness, etc. Be careful with her though... doesn't sound like she knows exactly what she wants.
2007-11-27 02:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Just Tryin' to Help 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admit she expressed herself in a strange fashion, but i truly
think she meant it as a compliment and not an insult.
this may sound strange, but maybe go for it. you may turn
her around, things could possibly work out. good luck.
2007-11-27 02:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jerry S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused. She has sex with you after her girlfriend cheats on her? and it happens a lot? I don't think she is lesbian if that's the case.
2007-11-27 02:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by snow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares about even just please her in the bedroom and maybe she will invite one of her girl friends to jion in the next time
2007-11-27 02:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by marine_semperfi_jarhead 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whip it out, shove it in, and make you call her daddy.
2007-11-27 02:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by BigDaddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her shes not feminine enough for you
2007-11-27 02:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋