Can't wait. Have the walnut shell bed all ready. Be expecting about 15 of em all at once. Then hurry up and hide, cause male mice are just well....worse than rabbits! Fifteen is enough for me to take care of at once! Now run along. You had your fun and I'm not gonna want to be bothered! You know how I am when I'm cranky!
2007-11-27 07:05:31
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answer #2
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answered by kriend 7
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im thinkin you are cos you keep repeating yourself+forgetting the answers,its a pregnancy symptom you know,what the heck you"ll ask (again) its not uncommon,cant wait to hear your nesting worrys.cheese(er cheers) 3:O) its a reindeer,ok.
2007-11-27 01:04:57
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answer #5
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answered by shrebee 7
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Well points for me anyway! I AM only one of the top 3 consultant "tadpole - tamers" in the country, so it seems only fitting...!
I'm also the one that not so much as got away as "led" that little wriggler Tad T. Tadpole astray that warm but windy Summers day. Anyway, to cut it short, lets just say I got my way *wink, wink* per say, OK? What's that? You have no recollection of hearing about such an incident and take offense to this accusation on behalf of Kermie huh? Aw...You (with the exception of me naturally) are a bunch of softies, backing up that do-gooer Amphibian...Shh, oh look he's swimming this way! I see Mr tee-to-taller Tad-die has a hang-over this morning too eh?! 7pm Happy Hour would be responsible for a bout of short-term memory loss too I'm guessing... Here's transcript of my conversation with Taddeo Jr. we prepared earlier for your convenience. ENJOY!
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"Actually, now that I think about it Taddeo, you did take a little multi-colored bubble-bath that day...Now I remember (accidentally, of course) dropping you into my paper cup that day full of "ale, hearing you wail, and fishing you out with a fig leaf! Happy Hour. My daily respite, rain or shine, beer or wine - I'm always make the time. That lager you consumed during your impromptu splash-down " affected you more than I thought Tad...partly your fault...the booze are bound to hit you harder than Humans or the flurry of teen-age Taddies raiding the liquor store the minute they are legalized to hit the bottle (sorry...thimble in your case..) Tee-total-ling also increases the affects of alcohol apparently. Well then Soldier, you'd better get a wriggle on hadn't you ,because - deny or defy...your life and the rest of the world is currently in the hands of an entertainer on a Human Kids TV show. Show some support and leap into action mode.
My weapon of choice I will use to over-throw Kermie's reign of Happy grinner's will be my left thumb - economical too see?! I'm starting to chew your ear off aren't I son. I forget you have ears, Taddeo.(he is ear-less, always a good audience for my incessant babbling. I was simply bursting brag though. And you wouldn't dare be a "Tell-tale Tad-die" would you now?" I know you would want to avert the I'll" "squish and wipe"maneuvered...It's so easy it's almost offensive to my stellar reputation as a criminal master-mind - Down you WILL pipe...no evidence for me to fuss over. (handy bonus)...and as I turn the faucet you will be swept down the plug-hole, and then all I have to do is simply Wipe and Whoa la! Yet another ingenious little plan filed away in the unsolved case file indefinitely. Japes? Aw, buck up - at least you are a fantastic listener Tads...Don't go and put a dampener on my ingenious and incredibly successful (hint, hint) plot to over-throw Kermie now would you pal? Slippery little sucker today aren't we bud? Sorry, you can't wheedle your way out of this one, OR, I may end up having you for supper. Small but sufficient. Your fate could be a whole lot worse you know, beginning with a stint on my (although the pair of bungalows ARE lovely this time of year) smells a bit iffy. Hey, this should cheer you up. If you DO manage to avert Conscription or more likely, prove too spineless to join the millions of fellow volunteers to join the ranks of Kermit's army, I promise you this: you'll have first dibs on my side Pocket, which co-incidentally is up for rent again...The lease isn't secured for too long these days, I'm afraid...sign of the times. War can have a Devastating effect on the economy..You should just feel proud you are apart of the pond that will one day NO LONGER be the Kingdom of Kermit, but my own the one only. Huh! Just as I thought...that little propeller of a tail's wagging now, look at it go!" Next time I see you you'll be hard to pick amongst all of you...A lean, mean, green, defense machine to be concise. "Rib bit!" Glorious...music to my very well rounded ears (at least I have ears, not holes..."
--- END OF CONVERSATION WITH A MEMBER OF KERMIT K FROG'S GOVERNING PARTY ---
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Aha, all in a day's work. At least I'm talking to a Human Being and not a French dinner delicacy now...
So? What's you think reader's? Are you going to help support the down-fall of Kermit or are what!
By the way, I didn't answer your question did I?! Where's my manners (happy hr memory loss...) I'd hardly compare MY mannerisms to the tadpoles though! Leisurely back-stroking immersed in their own excrement...filthy slithery morsels of slime that they are with ears that aren't visibly apparent like ours, jelly-bean length torso, and needlepoint brain mass goes without saying...Phew! Sorry, I need to vent so it seems...feels good. Ta. I've so desperately wanted to say that word all day!
The answer to your question is NO, YOU are not Preggers Hun. I'd say just a Tummy ache in sympathy for all those pregnant tadpoles. Mass conception can do strange things to people...also known as a MOCK PREGNANCY.
Moving on, I am predicting a possible deletion for over-taking the space available on Y!/A so, - jump, jumpily, jump, - jump jump...left, right, left..Please join me in our official creed stated below-
We are frogs and we are mean, we're a lean, green, mean Froggie fighting machine.
*VOTE NO TO KERMIT K. FROG*
--- Gracie
(if you even read this far...(in fact Congrats, you have!)... I'll eat my Hat! How's that!)
Onwards, Aland HOP!
2007-11-27 04:43:47
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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