What are some witty endings to letters? I'm bored of 'sincerely'.?

Answer 1

Yours nonchalantly,
Yours for a fiver,
Disparagingly yours,
Yours flatulently,
Legally mine until proved otherwise,
Fu.ck off,

Phil xx

Answer 2

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What are some witty endings to letters? I'm bored of 'sincerely'.?

Answer 3

Funny Letter Closings

Answer 4

Before the 'Depression' in 1929, my mother was secretary to the 'Big Boss' on the Liverpool Cotton Exchange. She was going on holiday, so her Boss asked her to pick a 'girl' from the typing pool as a temporary replacement.
When she returned from holiday, the Boss was red in the face and angry.
'That girl, you chose, sent a letter ending in 'Yours till hell freezes.'
My mother looked him straight in the eye and said, 'That's what you always dictate, AND, you signed the letter without reading it.'

Answer 5

Funny Closing Salutations

Answer 6

Lustfully yours
Until we meet again (same time/date?)
With friendly greetings (that's a nice Dutch saying)
Respectfully yours
I remain yours truly ruly
Ciao dude!
Hanging out til you reply
Get back to me already OK?

Answer 7

I like:

Toodles,

Now don't let me hear any nonsense about you not having just the nicest day possible,

Hasta La Huevos,

Later gator,
mañana Iguana,
gotta scoot newt,
don't meander salamander,
I'm a gonester Gila monster,
don't be laggin' kimodo dragon,
I've left eft,
gimme a holla' chuckawalla
I'm a-wheelyin' chameleon

The rivers dirty, our feet are stained,

Eagerly awaiting your return,

Sinisterly,

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits,

Until such time as fate sees fit,

Fervently yours,

Unequivocally,

Ciao for Niao,

Til next I gaze upon your countenance,

Best to and up yours,

Scooby-doo,

Cheerio,

Now go on and get the hell outta here,

Be strong,

Keep the flame alive,

In the interim,

Siezures later,

My best is with you, you left me the worst,

Godspeed,

See you in the funny papers,

Fare thee well,

Lest I roust you roundly,

Funky as you wanna be,

With peace be ever,

Be that as it may,

Stay Puffed,

Keep Fresh,

Make me a thought,

I ain't mad atcha,

Gwan Git,

Honestly,

Sublimely,

Answer 8

I am italian and have always found your endings formal, so used the translations of ours to write to English friends as well.
Can't you just leave your friends with:

Hugs,
Maddie
("Un abbraccio, Giulia", if it's me writing)

or

Kisses,
Maddie
("Baci", "Bacini", in italian)

?

I think the best one is just "Ciao ciao! Giulia", but in English you don't have the same as "Ciao" to say goodbye...

Kisses to everyone beautiful English people!

Answer 9

I don't know about letters, but for emails, I've know one that's quite funny:

:q!

Ask one of your techie friends what it means if you don't get it :).

Answer 10

Try these:

Respectfully,

Regards,

Best Wishes,

Infinitely,

Answer 11

Try any of these:

That's all,
Maddy

With nothing more to say,
Maddy

Telling you of nonsense things,
Maddy

See you when I see you,
Maddy

Hoping you're not gonna throw this letter (or delete this email),
Maddy