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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

2007-11-26 16:00:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Your time could be spent on some really good questions if you put your mind to it.Could you please?

2007-11-26 16:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 2 1

I agree 100%. 2 funny

2007-11-27 00:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by islandgirl0521 4 · 1 1

Why does one believe in all the negativity's as if in truth
humanity never seems to be satisfied with anything in life
As a dress in the showcase that you fall on too the thought of idea as the mind as always yearn for the better things in life
WELL THIS IS NEGATIVE THINKING
what makes one think you can buy reality and what makes one think one does not have the freedom of choice..
DO YOU KNOW OF CHARITY..the real CHARITY
are women like the blend in me..not blond as i am the color
of dusk and very feisty on the crown on my head as in roots
i hold on to tradition and all that i had lived and live for
WHAT MAKES ONE THINK they can feel comfort and think
of this clearly and once and for all airhead said it before and i will say it again..this game we play is interesting its like
the dress in that show case..
strange i go shopping AND IF I DO..it is not for me
but for my children as at my age i do not have one closet
i have Five and because i have allot i give it away and receive more then i have Given
yes I am an AIR=HEAD AS FREEDOM COST but whom told you it cost to breath the air that i breath..
there is no price on that I DO NOT HAVE TO FIND EXCUSES nor need to be subjected NEVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR,,and NEVER THINK ONE COMES UP WITH SATISFACTION
ONE THING YOU CAN NOT HIDE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE
as did you ever stop and think whom ever tries to live..
on the everyone else has no Identity as in material

And that takes women like me Whom support like those
whom can think they work on the symphathy of others and
WOMEN THAT DIE TO BUY THAT DRESS IN THE show case,, shame but if its too expensive
As you can move a few feet away and find it in the back of
the The dollar store on sale for 79 cents..stained
SO make sure you never get fooled by the negative as the truth is very expensive and it has nothing to do with two
Pockets it is only one pocket and that black ball you aim
for THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOP ten
you celebrate yourself in the integrities in life as when
you made it on your own no one should believe in the negativity or an add you research as in Opportunity.
and the truth it is the most expensive Word as The Truth
in any Dictionary.never abuse its Rights
learn to Aim Right as if minding your own as never know
that salt to some is but in a dish as the waves in the oceani that have the opportunity to count them [i live right on it]
as its put out there as an Omen [ever break waves] i fly over
them Smile at the Sport]..TRY IT,!!
and the salt of it all,, as the tradition one believes as in priviledge to pass on to you..Being I am as that Salt
To keep out the Evil Spirits ,, fairy folks and the devils
Which the truth might be all but myths but the Truth
SOMETIMES you have to be negative as one Am
RIGHT IN THE POCKET here's a Dish of Salt..
for the Devil in his Face,,He is un-EX
and to mention the Temples is truthfullly Un,,EX usable of Need...not in my Aqua thats for sure !!

2007-11-27 07:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No.

A woman will pay $200 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

2007-11-27 00:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sara H 6 · 1 1

the most confusing creature on the planet I agree 100%

2007-11-28 03:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by jayman31 4 · 1 0

Sounds like life summed up nicely

2007-11-27 00:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

only 40% of it.

2007-11-27 00:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What's not to agree with here?

2007-11-27 11:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Milton a.k.a. the building pyro 4 · 1 1

ha ha some of it is true

2007-11-27 00:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♠SHADYdUhh♠ 5 · 1 0

lmao...!!
...they're really true, well most....!!!

....nice legs by the way.

2007-11-27 00:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by -RAV3N- 5 · 1 0

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