can you write a funny story using these in the order given? (just 4 fun!!)?

Question

late
calypso
gremlins
gazpacho
Mr. Potato Head
whirling
weary
gotcha!
woe
nevermore!

Answer 1

Silva, Sarge, Matt,Sunshine and Miss Kitty

Miss Kitty:"Listen up. I can only keep my eyes open for one more game of CALYPSO....And then you GREMLINS are on your own."
Silva:"Hmm....I fold. Count me out. Anybody want another bowl of GAZPACHO? What about you, MR.POTATO HEAD?"
Sarge smiled as he held up his empty bowl.
Kitty:"Matt? MATT?! Are you in? Dear gawd .....What is Sunshine doing?!"Matt smiled broadly as he watched Sunshine WHIRLING around the room, practicing for the upcoming polka dance contest that she and Matt would be entering in his hometown in Minnesota.
Kitty" I am soooooo WEARY of watching that moron ....Doesn't ANYONE besides me realize that she is demented?!"
Sarge:"GOTCHA!"
Kitty:"What?!" Kitty swung her head around to face Sarge.
Sarge:" Calypso, sweetheart !! "
Kitty looked at the hand he laid down.
Kitty:"Let me see that!! Queen of clubs, 4 of spades, 2 Jacks and ,,,,OMG.......The joker.....He did it!! He actually won a game!"
Sarge jumped up and grabbed his trumpet. He quickly emptied the spit valve and blew out the opening notes to "The Gambler."
Matt stood, cleared his throat and sang in a deep baritone:"♫You gotta know when to hold 'em;Know when to fold 'em♫"
Silva came running in from the kitchen during all the excitement, tripping on the rug and spilling the soup all over Miss Kitty.
With gazpacho dripping from her ears, Kitty looked up at the heavens........"Oh WOE is me !"
Sunshine motioned for Matt to join her on the dance floor. Together they did their best to emulate a northern Minnesota version of a medieval Norse polka.
Silva clapped wildly and stomped her feet to the beat of the song. Sarge stood on the couch and played his trumpet in a fashion that "Satchmo" himself would have envied!
And Miss Kitty? Well.....Miss Kitty continued to towel herself off as she rummaged through the cabinets for a bottle of Merlot!! As she raised her glass, she took one last look at Matt and Sunshine prancing around the table......."NEVERMORE will I say that aliens haven't invaded Earth!!!"

Answer 2

I was LATE getting home from work after what had been a supremely bad day. I was forced to listen to CALYPSO music all the way home as GREMLINS seemed to have taken over my car radio. I could not turn it off nor change the station.

There was almost nothing to eat in my shabby apartment when I got home, so I had a bowl of GAZPACHO. At least I wouldn't have to risk setting fire to the place with my hot plate tonight, but the cold soup did little to lift my spirits.

At least the evening ahead should be pleasurable. This is the night my girl and I get together to play MR. POTATO HEAD. I know it doesn't sound very exciting, but when love is WHIRLING in the air one does not get WEARY even with mundane things. She told me once "I knew I GOTCHA as soon as I found out you loved to play Mr. Potato Head."

She is a gentle soul but WOE is me if she ever finds out I have been playing MRS. Potato Head with someone else once a week. Should she ever find out, NEVERMORE would she share her Mr. Potato Head accessories with me.

It's not as if I like the other girl that much, but hey - SHE HAS MRS. POTATO HEAD, and I'm a pathetic Potato Head junkie. I know that if my girl ever finds out, I will most likely wind up a mashed, scalloped, and baked Potato Head junkie.

So please keep this just between us. Hey, wanna watch my tapes of the Mr. Potato Head show?

Answer 3

I had the worst day! I was late for my calypso class, so in my panic I burned my dinner. And, I swear, gremlins have been at my car since it sputtered an lurched all the way to my music class. It may have made me nauseous, but I didn't even get to eat my gazpacho. I sure wish someone had told me it is served cold! To top it all off, my daughter's Mr. Potato head got stuck under my brake pedal and I slammed into a parked car! Then, while I was at my class, I got caught up in the music and was whirling around when I tripped. Luckily, my teacher was there to catch me. "Gotcha!" he'd said as the whole class laughed at my clumsiness. After this day of woe, I just want to lay my weary head on my pillow and say, "Nevermore!"

Answer 4

Mr potatoes head was whirling along after a little bit of ms calypsos silver label vodka/gazpacho dip and imagined all kinds of gremlins coming at him from all directions! But luckily for us and not too late I might add a weariness gave us woe and so nevermore will I roam from Alabama because I have local only setting programmed in now...Gotcha!!!

Answer 5

I was running a little LATE this afternoon. As i was stuck in traffic, i turned on the radio to hear the very end of a Harry Belafonte song. *sighs* gosh i love CALYSPO. I swear there must've been GREMLINS on the road as i watched five cars filled with these Gizmo-looking furby reject things speedingly weave in and out of traffic. Oh wait, those weren't gremlins, those were old people. When i finally got to work, it was lunch time. My boss was in his office eating GAZPACHO. "MR. POTATO HEAD," i said WHIRLING around. "I'm rather WEARY from the long drive in. I am going to make some coffee, would you like some?" "Yes", he said, "but i want you to bring it to me dressed as a flight attendant." < my boss was a very sexually frustrated, arrogant, chauvanistic pig of a man, who sometimes liked to pose as a woman. *rolls eyes* >
"Excuse me?" i asked indignantly. "GOTCHA!" he said.
"Whatever" i thought. His jokes weren't funny. Then i walk over to my desk. "WOE is me," I thought aloud as i saw the enormous stack of paperwork atop the desk. Then a bird flew in the open window. "Holy Tippi Hedren," i said aloud staring at the bird. It didn't flinch, but sat there perched on the cill staring creepily, eerily right at me. "And.......... Quoth the raven, NEVERMORE." I said staring at it. Then i sat down, and began to go through my files. "2wk old plannogram; sales planners... not set yet, not set yet, half set, not set yet. More plannograms that should've been done two weeks ago....." Then I sighed. "I really need a new job," I thought. Then I realised i don't drive. Then I woke up.

THE END.

Answer 6

late on calypso morn the gremlins descrated my gazpacho.
Mr Potato Head, whirling nearby became weary at it's antics. 'Gotcha' he cried, but woe, he was wrong. The gremilin was gone to be seen nevermore.

Answer 7

it was real late at night when out of nowhere i saw two gremlins who told me there names were gazpacho and mr.potato head.They were whirling around in circles making me weary just looking at them .When i finally couldnt take it anymore gazpacho poked me in my stomach and laughed an said gotcha. we both laughed and then they both disappeared and i started to cry and say woe is me i shall nevermore see my little friends because it was a dream i woke up and had slober all over my face