Do elves steal your socks out of the dryer, too?

Question

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did anybody get any name of the little bandits?

I caught one elf he said this was a defective sock and he was taking it back to the North Pole to be repaired, But it had an elf bite out of the sock in the heel area! I tortured him until he told me his name it was Socks Crunch
and he has been a sock bandit all his life.

Answer 1

LMAO! im still wondering how you can pair every single sock and make sure that there is a match for each one as you put them in the dryer and you always come out with one short! i swear the dryer eats them lol

i would say it is those leprechauns lol... maybe even little gremlins lol... yea for sure i would say gremlins did it lol they seem more of the evil sock stealing type :P

Answer 2

It's not elves! It's an elemental force of the universe, like magnetism or how women always get their way when they cry.

One sock in every load is sucked into a sort of wormhole and it goes to a place in another dimension called the Hose zone.

I understand if you live a good life you get them all back when you die! I'm not sure what they're good for then, though.

Answer 3

Yes, I caught the little suckers last year. They left evidence, a hat in my dryer. If they think that they are getting that elf hat back, they have another thought coming!!!

Merry Christmas!!

Answer 4

no, but last year I followed a water trail out to the front yard, and go figure, ol' Frosty himself was using my socks as mittens!

Answer 5

Well I honestly thought they were dryer Gnomes that took them but.. hey gnomes elves? Aren't they almost the same?

Answer 6

Naww, it's those damned Smurfs.
Papa Smurf, in particular.
Not to mention they're always peeing blue all over the whites....
nasty buggers.