A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.
"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."
2007-11-26 13:03:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sallyw 09, People in seniors like a wee laugh, some are lonely and in a lot of pain
and their computer, is a window to the out side world. If you don't like a wee joke just pass on by and don't read, I have worked with the eldery for years and
just remember Jesus had a sense of humour, and it is not a sin to laugh.
2007-11-26 13:56:50 · update #1
Tha is so cute, thanks!
2007-11-26 13:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of the babies I have encountered over the years have done a lot more than fart, they are only cute because mums and dads make sure that that's the case.
2007-11-27 00:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love the punch line.
Heres a daft one/Went to a wedding of 2 televisions(nearly said tvs)but might be missconstrued.
Any way the "service was rotten but the recption was brilliant"
I know,I know!.
2007-11-26 21:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO Took me 5 minutes to pick myself up and quit giggling. CUTE!
2007-11-26 21:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by Isadora 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Another pearler, we like a good laugh and you are always on hand to provide one, thanx. xx
2007-11-27 08:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! Although I would call that a lot of gas!
2007-11-27 01:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can't you just 'see' a priest saying that too!
2007-11-26 21:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor sally has a lot to learn. hehe ,, loved that one.
2007-11-27 02:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But the nun DID have an "air" about her -- eh ? ((chuckle))
and an "Amen" to your postscript.
2007-11-27 13:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a very flatulent thing to say. lol
2007-11-26 21:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by mailliam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL pmp that was very funny.
2007-11-26 21:39:45 · answer #11 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋