Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door
2007-11-26 12:37:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Hahahahaxxx deserves a star
2007-11-27 01:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Croeso 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord Richard Attenborough, film.
We have all got a sense of humour. over the seas. Liked that. Thank you.
Some of my favorites he starred in.
"Oh! What A Lovely War" (1969)
"Gandhi" (1982), which won three Oscars.
And the evocative apartheid drama;-
"Cry Freedom" (1987).
2007-11-26 13:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by ANNIECAT 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was used in an English film starring Dickie Attenborough about soldiers.
2007-11-26 12:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The conductor being Irish put it in his pocket and sold it to a Welshman further down the train.
2007-11-26 16:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Aye! I fair enjoyed that. A wee bit o' tablet might put a smile on their wee faces. Cheerio!
2007-11-26 18:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah Susie, mae we kin ye be not a bloody Brit ? (chuckle)
2007-11-27 04:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes a star on the way ha ha.
2007-11-26 12:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm a bit slow tonight.... I had to read that twice. Chuckles!!!!! Chuckles!!!!! (had to read it twice, so twice the chuckles)
2007-11-26 17:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I those Scott's are a devious lot. Frugal too!!!!
2007-11-27 07:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet that was Mactealc the canny b......d! sorry brother!
2007-11-27 03:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋