A trained chimp to fetch you soda and stuff.
2007-11-26 09:09:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It would be cool until he decided to run up your arm and shove his you-know-what into your ear!
It would feel like a wet q-tip.
2007-11-26 09:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Nobody Special 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As a fantasy it probably seems cool enough... in reality it would suck! Chimpanzees take a LOT of care. They have a propensity of playing with, smearing, throwing and eating their own feces. They can be quite aggressive. The common African chimp is physically very aggressive and the Bonobo is sexually aggressive. A chimp can be up to 7 times as strong as a really strong human male (an adult male chimp can easily lift you over their heads) and they BITE! And they have very sharp canines well designed for ripping flesh.
SO... if you think having your guests covered in sh*t, beaten, broken, ripped and raped sounds like a good time... yeah... it'd be cool heheheheh
2007-11-26 09:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by capt_sheffield 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Yes
But that "Chimp" would need care
2007-11-26 09:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Only One 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be pretty sweet. But only until they become unionized and start demanding stuff or walk out.
2007-11-26 09:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hot.
2007-11-26 09:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by VN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone should be issued their own midget. like a "mini me"
2007-11-26 09:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by flshndalthr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as long as he used the toilet and not the floor.
2007-11-26 09:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by bgmcfn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋