Lets have a yahoo roast?

Question

The way this works is that Ill Cap first and you answer the cap back , and the next person answer that person.

Yo mama so Dirty: She sweat mud , and cry Coffee!

in fact Ill come back to this one and answer each answer with my own cap..

Arizona.. yo sister so stank the flies chipped in to buy her a screen for her mouth!

so sincere Yo mama so poor that she goes to KFC to lic other people fingers.

Lisa C : I would talk about yo mama teeth but she only have 5... 3 in her pocket and 2 in her mouth!

charlima...: I can tell when your mama in the building. Her thighs rub and cause the fire sprinklers to go off!

Pink Princess : Yo mama So fat shes on Both sides of the family!

So since yo back...?I heard yo mama just got hired by the Liberals, to crunk dance on the Brooklyn Bridge for Votes!

VA Girl : Yo mama so fat she wheres pillow cases for socks!

Ronatnyu: I would talk about yo mama but I got wait till after the date!

i mean our date!

Pink : Yo mama like a door nob .. everyone gets a turn!

so_since: Yo house is so small I had to eat a large pizza out side.

so_since : Yo so ugly yo mama breast feed you with a straw!

lmao: so since.. Yo daddy wear a bestbuy custom eye patch!

so_since : Your teeth are so yellow when you close your mouth yo stomach glow!

so_since: yo mama so fat she play's crowd scenes by herself!

Pink.. yo family so poor you iron your clothes with hot bricks!

Pink.. yo family so poor.. you ate cereal with a fork to save the milk!

so_since. Dont even talk about ugly.. you the only person I know annually asked on halloween to make monsters cookies with your face!

Answer 1

Yo mama so poor : she went to Mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway!


(i usually avoid the Mama jokes, but ok.. for you!)

#2 - Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell, she said 'DING'

# 3 (I gotchu) Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

#4 Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

#5 Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of yo mama

#6 (lol.. i told u ur crazy) yo mama teeth so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!

#7 - Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

#8 You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets allowed!


(5:40 - I'm out, it's been fun Big Sexy.. and u kno I luv u & yo mama)
no doubt-- me & yo mama had dinner last nite.. and when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"

Answer 2

Yo Mamma gets around so much she's on Speed Dial at the Center for Disease Control In Hot Lanta.

Answer 3

FAR OUT!
Yo mama so cool she have the good sense never to insult anyone under any circumstance! She so cool she never got a Y!A violation just fo' havin' a lil fun.
You darned well know *I* DID!

Answer 4

Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Harlem!!!


Yo mommas like the town bicycle..... everyone's had a ride!!!


Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the water, the water jumps out!!!


Yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code!!!


Yo momma house so small, I walked in, slipped and fell out the back window!!!


Whoever gave me a thumbs down: Yo momma so stupid everytime her computer says "you got mail" she runs outside to the mailbox!!!


Yo momma so ugly when she gave birth the doctors said "we really gotta do something about all this dog breeding!!!"


Thanks for the thumbs up Big Sexy! LMAO! This is all in good fun, no offense to yo momma :)

I'm out.... holla later....

Answer 5

Yo mama's breath so stank, her teeth duck every time she exhales.

Answer 6

Oh the horror. I used to get beat by my mom whenever Igot caught playing the dozens game.

Answer 7

yo mama's teeth so black, she drinks milk and spits Yoohoo!

Answer 8

Oh yeah, I can tell when your momma isn't wearing any panties because she has dandruff on her shoes.

Answer 9

ur reindeer think u r a fake

Answer 10

Your sister is so slutty that when she hears Santa call HO HO HO she comes running.