tell me a funny?

Question

story any story that you have

Answer 1

the other day me and my 7 year old lil girl broke down beside the road. so we walked up to the piggly wiggly (Ga Boy) to wait for our ride. after awhile my little girl says she wants to go to the other store. so i tell her "get in the buggy" and Ill push you up there. she looks at me and says "why it'll just break down too.
laughing i said "dont be so sarcastic" well whats funny to me is that days later i say something and she looks at me and says" dont be so starscastic" sounding like its spelled i guess thats funny to me cause someone so young made me laugh that day

Answer 2

(joke for nerds/engineers)
Three engineers are talking about God and Man.

The Mechanical Engineer (ME) says, "God has to be an ME. Look at the mechanics of the human body. The bone structure and muscle tissue. Yep God is an ME".

The Electrical Engineer (EE) says, "You're wrong, God is obviously an EE. Without the electrical stimulus of the brain, none of your body mechanics work. It's electrical impulses that make your heart beat, cause your muscles to move you, give you feelings through your nerves. Yep God is an EE".

Then Civil Engineer (CE) says, "You're both wrong. God is without question a CE." The other two look at the CE perplexed and ask what being a CE has to do with the body ? The CE replies, "Because only in the creation of Man, would a CE put the waste treatment facility next to a recreational area !"

Answer 3

I'm too depressed to tell a funny.

You see, I went to my shrink today, and when I asked him what was wrong with me, he told me I was nuts. I told him that I wanted a second opinion, so he then told me that I was ugly, and to get face down on his couch.

Then I had an appointment with my proctologyst. He stuck his finger in my mouth.

On the way home, I got pulled over by the cops. Ponch asked me for my license. I told him to try looking on my back bumper.

When I finally got home, I found my wife fooling around on the couch with one of my neighbors. I got even with her, I turned the lights off so they couldn't see what they were doing.

So, as you can see, I've had a rough day.

Hope yours was better.

Answer 4

it wuld be best if u saw my expression with my story which the main act of it, so catch me some day i will tell u lets of funny stories of mine with my frnd circle

Answer 5

A pair of jumper leads and a nose walk into a bar, go up to the counter and order their drinks.
The waiter says "Get f**ked I'm not serving yous!"
The nose and jumpers leads look confused and ask "Why?"
The waiter replays "Well for one (points to nose) your off your face and (points to jumper leads) their trying to start something."

Answer 6

I was driving the other day when I accidentally rear-ended someone. We both pulled over to the curb and got out of our cars. To my surprise, the other driver was a DWARF!
He walked back to where I was, and I could tell that he was PISSED! He came up to me and growled, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I couldn't resist, and asked "Ok, then which one are you?"

My shins still hurt...

Answer 7

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." Hope you liked this and got a laugh. All the best.

Answer 8

a funny?


SEE I TOLD YOU A FUNNY!!!!!!!!