Maybe taken from personal experience?
(my friend and me were wondering about the best way to get that type of point across--- like what to say or do?--- only for a guy who'd deserve to be threatened like that, of course)
2007-11-26 06:55:22 · 18 answers · asked by Lacy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
YIKES! Remind me never to get on YOUR bad side!
2007-11-26 06:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have him watch while you slice several keilbasa sausages with a samaurai sword, a machete or one of those big meat-cleaver looking kitchen knives. Take your time, smile really big, and appear to take great delight in cutting the sausages into tiny pieces while glancing at his crotch every time you bring the knife/sword down hard. (Don't cut yourself, then you would only look stupid!) Show him your extensive collection of swords, knives, sabres and other sharp things that would be perfect for slicing and dicing anything phallic. Grin as evilly as you can and laugh crazily. (Practice in the mirror first to make sure you look scary and crazy and not just hormonal. Wearing lots of black eyeliner helps.) Have your friend look super frightened and say things like "Dont' do it! They'll send you away again!" and/or "They bleed so much when you cut them there!! This time YOU clean it up!" You and your friend could do a freaky/scary good cop/bad cop thing if you want, guys are mostly dumb and deep down they are really afraid of women and cops. Use your imagination and have fun with it!
You did it right if he hightails it before you start the third sausage.
2007-11-26 15:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a threat of castration is not too frightening unless you plan to actually DO IT. the whole point of a threat is if you can back it up or not, otherwise, who cares? in which case i would say that the best way to deal with a real jerk is simply to stay away from them.
2007-11-26 14:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by KJC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he's a jerk, the best thing you can do (for yourself) is to stay away from him and not allow him the priveledge of knowing you. I believe that if someone is ever capable of being really cruel, rude, etc., they probably will always be deep down.
2007-11-26 15:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by crabbyone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it women always think that the Lorena Bobbitt defense is the best? If the guy is that big a jerk...leave him. Women can be real jerks too, should we super glue their genitals shut? No, because it's stupid. Grow up.
2007-11-26 15:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by The Dark Prince 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Show him a bowl of ice cubes for numbing and a razor for cutting and I tell him you are going to cut it off an feed it to him. I think that would et the point accross
2007-11-26 14:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by married with kids 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would answer your question but I'd be violated big time. I read a book about this guy who went around getting his jollies infecting women with herpes. Let's just say...one of the women got even.....think *Bobbitt* and *Cuisinart*
2007-11-26 14:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you wrote here is a THREAT of harm and injury to another person..I'm sure YAHOO has flagged your yahoo answer name as well as locked onto your REAL name address and phone number and location....
IF this man is a danger to YOU or others you CALL the cops !!!! You do not become judge jury and executioner...
2007-11-26 15:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Dog Rescuer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he is literate ask him if he remembers what happened to the male lead in Tennessee Williams "sweet bird of youth."
2007-11-26 14:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by Michael B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just let them know that you are not interested.Yes you may have to be a little loud,but make it know.Castration would mean to pull it out with your hand to cut off????Not me....
2007-11-26 15:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just talk to him like a mature adult? Or not talk to him at all if he's that bad of a person.
2007-11-26 15:00:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋