Tell me a funny story that happened to you or just one you read or someone told you...?

Answer 1

Ok, this is a funny story about my sister, and her first make-up experience. She's only 12, and she's been begging my mom forever to wear make-up, since my mom and me wear it. Well, my mom finally let my sister wear eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascara. She didn't want any help trying to put it on, so she tried to do it herself. She ended up curling her eyelashes way too much, put on clumpy mascara, and screwed up her eyeliner. She tried to do the cat eye look, and it was horrible! Then she did her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and the worst part is, it was black eyeshadow! Even though this might seem mean, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw her! It might have hurt her feelings, but it was too funny to hold it in!

Answer 2

i got two funny stories 4 u.

1.
there's was this man who wanted a horse all his life
but he wasn't all that bright.
one day, while reading the paper,
he found a section where the man was
selling his horse for fifty dollars.
he thought that was a good deal, so he went to find this man.
at the farm, where ther owner kept his horse, he told the man,
"I would like to buy your horse." The owner agreed and sold
his horse for fifty dollers.
befor the unbright man left, the owner said, "before you go,
here are some things you should know.
to make the horse go, you say haliluah. and to make him stop, you say, amen."
the man said okay and was on his way.
one day, the man wanted to test how fast the horse could go.
so he hopped onto his horse and shouted, "HALILUAH!"
and the horse sped off. the man thought the horse was very fast. but he wanted it to go faster. so he kept repeating,
"haliluah, haliluah, haliluah!" and the horse went faster and faster and faster.
but before he knew it, the man realized he was going up a cliff and was going to fall.
but in all of the excitement, he forgot how to make it stop.
so on horseback, he did a quick prayer, and at the very end of the cliff, he finished his prayer, "...amen..."
when he opened his eyes, he was in sweat and realized he was still alive.
he smiled and wiped his forhead. "phew, haliluah . . ."

2. (I think this ones funnay!)

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Answer 3

I was walking along the road in Italy and as I went past an enclosed garden I saw a smallish dog in the grass looking directly at me and continually growling in a low growl. Just behind him was a kennel with 'BILLY' painted on it so I stopped walking, went up to the fence and said to him:
'Hello, Billy!'.
At this, the growling stopped and a look of astonishment covered his face which turned quickly into suspicion then into violence with loud barking. All I can say is that it was a good job that the garden was enclosed -- and that Billy was enclosed in it.

Answer 4

I remember one story when i was working in a circus in Italy and one of my jobs was to slip into a secret door in a magic box, the aim was that when the magician opened the main door noone was there and when he opened it again i came out of the secret door, except i didnt because i got stuck and all you could here was me shouting get me out of here lol I also used to ride the elephants as part of my job and my bikini top fell off when i was high in the sky, i knocked the stilt man off his stilts omg there are loads of things i did wrong lol