makes me laugh the most...i'm grumpy tonight :-(
2007-11-26 06:43:01 · 32 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hi hunny.
why did the hedgehog cross the road?
because he wanted a FLAT mate!
i know its probably older than me,but it always makes me chuckle. god i need to get out more,lol. take care. hope the grumps go away soon. xx
2007-11-26 20:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok.... well... I started a new job on friday...nice place.. lovely seating area for lunch and stuff...
although... I couldn't figure out why this seating area was always deserted at lunch time when i've been going...
anyways... I unpack my lunch.. and eat in solitude.. gazing out of the floor to ceiling windows... and then retire to one of the two comfy leather sofa's against the far wall...
still couldn't understand why no one else was taking the opportunity to relax in such lovely surroundings...
then I twigged....
it didn't take me long to scoop up all my things and scarper the hell out of there, when the Board of Directors made their feelings known about my unwanted intrusion into THEIR special room!!!!!!!!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooops......
well.. it was nice while it lasted... I wondered why everyone was being so nice to me.. that soon stopped!!!
2007-11-26 06:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
So the other day I walked in the house and the 2 labs are there to meet and snort what ever scents you might be bringing in and one of the cats came out and apparently was going to greet too, well one of the labs turned on the cat and started sniffing him and the cat didn't like it so he tried to turn and run out well the lab was right there with him and the cat was running on his front legs cause his butt was riding on the labs nose all the way out of the room and he was hissing and meowing all the way out he was not happy... I however was dieing of laughter and it took about 10 minutes for me to stop and catch my breath...
2007-11-26 06:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here .."
2007-11-26 06:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
looks at this site. It will take away the grumpies.
2007-11-26 06:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I asked my husband the other day who he thought the stig was ( I was referring to top gear). He turns round and says isn't a stig like a deer! He is a bit of a donut at times bless him.
2007-11-26 06:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Q:What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A:A wonkey
My father bought my mother a cheap fur coat for their anniversary off Ebay, it was made of hamster pelt.They went to on the Big Wheel at the fair, and she wouldn't get off it.
And one from my son:
A blind man walks past the fish market, nobody else about.He smiles to himself and says "Well...hell.......ooo ladies".
2007-11-26 08:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by CMH 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
what do you call a cow that twitches?
Beef jerky.
If that doesn't work, go rent jeff dunham's arguing with myself. You can't help but laugh.
2007-11-26 06:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Look in the mirror and make a funny face.
2007-11-26 06:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by joe 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I just went to the bathroom, and when I finished up and all, I was walking back to my desk and felt something in my undies, it was a big wad of toilet paper! Seriously !
2007-11-26 07:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋