What's the funniest, or silliest thing that has ever happened to you?

Answer 1

when I was a waitress at George Webb a customer got mad at me because I would not give her the night menu (meaning the night menu was for the drunks coming from the club and they pay more. She wanted the morning menu but it wasn't 6 am yet, when the menus switch!). I told her I could not give her the day menu and then she started to throw salt and pepper shakers at me, the menus, napkin holders, and then she squirted ketchup and mustard in my face. I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad, but I needed to keep that job at the time, and I kept my composure. My co-workers were not at all helpful, they were laughing their butts off and then said that I stood there as if I wanted more, lol!!!! I can look back and laugh, because it was funny to see all that ketchup and mustard in my face, LOL!!!!

Answer 2

I can never pick and I'll likely change my mind later but

This guy that I'd just met at a home school meeting [now one of my best friends] was talking to me and out of nowhere he put his hand on my knee and my head flew to his hand and I just looked at it....My sister and her friend were on the other side of the room just dying of laughter...at me. He kept talking but he had no idea what everybody was laughing at....Random and hilarious...

Answer 3

you look like my nephew

okay now I will tell you. I had to think awhile and come back to write it.
Once I got into the wrong car. There was a car parked next to mine when I went into a convenience store and when I came out of the store I got into my car.
First of all my key wouldn't work in the ignition and as I gazed into the passenger seat there was a baby seat,
I remember thinking "I don't have a baby".
and then it hit me
I was in the wrong car.
boy was I embarrassed but luckily the owner didn't see me.

Answer 4

top 10
10. having george w bush as my president
9. gas prices going up 2 bucks in 2 years
8. getting laid off and rehired at the same job in 3 months
7. got a college degree, no career job related to degree
6. seeing 13 year olds getting pregnant
5. seeing people work joke jobs, they don't do work, me looking at that just makes me laugh
4. oj is innocent, still makes me laugh
3. looking at mike tyson, britney spears, dennis rodman lifestyles, i'm sure many many others are amusing too
2. sport athletes doing steroids, nahhh, i can't believe thatttt
1. saddam hussein being hanged, i guess this is how a redneck invades iraq

Answer 5

I bet one of my friends that I could fit a quarter of his birthday cake in my mouth. It took me about 5 mins to squeeze it all in, and I was laughing so much I almost choked, but it was both funny and silly. My face was completely covered in chocolate cake, and while I was squeezing it in I laughed so much that it kept flying out!

Answer 6

I was wearing my sweat pants and it fell off to my ankle , so they saw me running in the hall of the gym and they laughed off their head because they thought I was not wearing my undies.....but I wear bare undie, that's why.

Answer 7

I gave back a C-note to a cashier after she mistakenly gave it to me.

Answer 8

when i was walking with my friend i bought a coke(bottle) inside a plastic so i was talking to my friend and i was swinging the bag than i accidentally went to hit on the guy's private part..and i was shocked and i went to say sorry many times and the guy was oki with it and he smiled and he is cute btw..

Answer 9

Dancing on stage, with a Nigerian rap artist and seven midgets. Strange, but true.

Answer 10

i jumped a fence and tried to ride a horse bareback like an indian....when i was 11...i got to the hose and the SOB kicked me in the knee..i got pwnd.