Jock was digging peat at his croft when a passing American tourist asks,
"How much land do you have here?"
"About two acres" Jock replies.
"You know back home it takes me a day to drive around my ranch !" the American boasts.
"Aye", says Jock " I once had a car like that."
2007-11-26 06:22:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was good. Thanks for the laugh.
Then Jock said, "yeah, now I have a Rolls Canardly".
"Really", the American said.
Jock replies, "yeah, she rolls down hill fine, but canardly roll up the next one".
cheers.
2007-11-26 06:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
probably the same jock who replied to the American after hearing how big and highly technical it was where he lived, hearing the loud siren of the very fast moving fire service vehicle the American said good grief, what was that? as it went screaming past Jock replied oh that's just a window cleaner late for work.
2007-11-27 05:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaaha Susie!! Cute
2007-11-26 06:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't Donald Trump was it -- UglyAmerican "developers don't seem to be doing too well with the Scots (chuckle)."
2007-11-26 06:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
2007-11-26 09:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That what the American gets for bragging.
2007-11-26 06:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's great! The thing is, we had a car like that too! lol
2007-11-26 06:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by penny d 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-26 06:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes he was the tight **** sold that car to me.
2007-11-26 16:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we have had cars like that in the past too
2007-11-26 10:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋