Who wants to write a limerick (9)?

Question

Start it off with:

Have you heard of the tale of three mice?

Did you hear the tale of three mice?
Seems the lesson they had to learn thrice!
For they couldn't resist
The smell of old Swiss
Seems their tails were well worth the price!

Answer 1

Have you heard the tale of three mice?
Whose tails were chopped off thrice?
Did you ever see a sight
As these mice in their plight?
That Farmer's wife wasn't too nice

Answer 2

Did you hear the tale of three mice,
Who sniffed out some meat and some rice?
Problem is, they were blind,
So the food they didn't find,
But the cat found they all tasted nice.

Answer 3

Have you heard of the tale of three mice?
Named Tiny, Hershel and Brice
Oh how they loved cheese
But it made them sneeze
If they ate much more than a slice

Answer 4

Have you heard of the tale of three mice
they always hung out playing dice
when one of them squeeked
the other two peeked
so the first one said thats not very nice.

Answer 5

Have you heard of the tale of three mice.
Yes I have, and I thought it quite nice
Though the three could not see,
They survived to get free,
But the tails of the three paid the price!!

Answer 6

Have you heard the tale of three mice?
They like chomping on ice?
They smell like poo and they...
summing summing.
And that's the tale of three mice!

Answer 7

Have you heard of the tale of three mice
Who went skating one day on thin ice
The ice became thin
and swallowed them in
So they drowned, along with their lice.

Answer 8

Each hit the other's head twice

Answer 9

Their stories , they will entice
One fat, one mean, one hairy..
Called Curly, Moe and Larry
So good you'll watch it twice!.....Nyuc, nyuc, nyuc!.

Answer 10

there once was a girl from Norway
who hung by her heels in the doorway
and said to her man
get off the divan
I think I've found just one more -----