Start it off with:
A young entertainer named Gail
2007-11-26 06:17:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Aw, what's the matter, can't you keep up? LOL
2007-11-26 06:43:59 · update #1
Yes, I'm with the school of Drunk Irish Mom's....would you like a green frog to kiss?
2007-11-26 06:45:13 · update #2
A young entertainer named Gail
Only left broken hearts as a trail
She took all the men's money
And thought it quite funny
All it took was a shake of her tail!
2007-11-26 06:47:44 · update #3
A young entertainer named Gail
Sang in theater and danced as well
But one day she stopped
'Cause her petticoat dropped
And her face turned embarrassingly pale
2007-11-26 20:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young entertainer named Gail,
Was afraid that in school she would fail,
So she asked her young teacher
If he'd like to meetcher
She passed, but the teacher's in jail.
2007-11-26 14:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whilst dancing she stood on a nail
She let out a yelp 'Could somebody help'
'I'm rather quite fragile and frail'
The Director of film shouted 'Cccut!' 'Tthe gggirl has a nnail in her fffoot'
'GGggo ggget hher a hhammer' he said with a stammer
Wwwhile II ttake a hhhold of hhher bbbutt!
2007-11-26 14:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by moriartee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a young entertainer named Gail
Once went and sat on a whale
It had a large tail
It flew up and hit Gail
Now there was a whale tail imprinted on Gail!
2007-11-26 14:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A young entertainer named Gail
Once married a gigantic whale
On her honeymoon night
she had quite a fright
when she noticed the size of his tail
2007-11-26 14:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by John L 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There once was a young entertainer named Gail
Who got mad and sent people bombs in the mail
At one of her shows
She beat up some hoes
Then ran away on a parasail.
2007-11-26 14:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan W 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Fell into a garbage pail
He bumped his head
They thought he was dead
But he woke up with a wail!
2007-11-26 22:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the love of god, eve, stop.
2007-11-26 14:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by onetwosix 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
i hate limericks!!!!!
2007-11-26 14:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋