Having people line up to sit on your lap and whisper in your ear sounds like a pretty good gig, no?
2007-11-26 06:13:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Santa ain't dead, Sparky. Don't you go starting any ugly rumors to the contrary.
2007-11-26 06:19:30 · update #1
I want to sit on Santa's Lap...
2007-11-26 06:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not at all, Santa's dead (Saint Nick), he died over 200 years ago, now he's just some commercial mascot for materialism and the whole gimme-gimme thing christmas has become. He's went from a real dead guy, to a fake legend..
PS, Santa came from Saint Nick, this saint who gave gifts to the poor children, he died, he looked like santa and was created into a symbol of christmas creating the uban legend of him coming down ur chimney. He went from real to fake.
2007-11-26 14:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm envious of all the goodies 'he' gets on Christmas Eve. Just think of all the exotic cookies and nog from all over the world, not to mention the pizza and beer served to him at my neighbor's house. That lucky bas-turd, it is a wonder he gets anything done that night.
2007-11-26 20:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by brenn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I envy Ms. Claus. I heard Santas hung like a horse.
2007-11-26 14:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Snuggling closer...Ahem...Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me...Been an awful good girl...Just ask, Oh never mind, I'm screwed. I would love to give out endless gifts.
2007-11-26 14:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sure, if you want to sit on santa's lap
2007-11-26 14:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh uh. Nope...with my luck I'd just get the ones who pee in their pants and my lap!
2007-11-26 14:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes. I would love to make people happy by giving them their desires too.
2007-11-26 14:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by So Now I Sing 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he doesn't exist.
2007-11-26 14:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you like screaming and kicking kids
2007-11-26 14:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by Janice 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋