Start it off with:
There once was a pumpkin eater
2007-11-26 06:01:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a pumpkin eater,
Who went by the name of Peter
His wife for a spell
He kept inside a well
For the rumour was he couldn't keep her
2007-11-26 06:27:59 · update #1
There once was a pumpkin eater
No pumpkin was ever sweeter
Than the one he just ate
And said to his mate
If you need me I'll be in the 'sheeter'
2007-11-26 20:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a pumpkin eater,
Who was really an adulterous cheater,
When the love of his life,
His very first wife
Found out, then he couldn't keep her.
2007-11-26 14:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His brothers name was Peter
No matter how hard he tried
His quest was denied
To become a boss at the theater
2007-11-26 22:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋