2007-11-26 04:51:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I am so thankful for my fifty meds
Fifty times a day I wish good luck for George Bush.
If I had fifty million dollars I would keep it for myself.
2007-11-26 05:22:23 · update #1
Judy b, shouldn't that be Jingle Balls?
2007-11-26 05:23:05 · update #2
Give me some time on this one. The fifty million bubbles in the bath tickled my nose. The fifty feathers on the bed tickled my ....... And the fifty billion stars in the sky looked like you. and that is pretty good on short notice.
2007-11-26 05:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
For fifty I'm lookin pretty nifty.
That's why at fifty I don't need to be thrifty.
I will smile all the while when I spend your fifty!
OK, so it isn't that great and sounds like a poem, but I can do a good impression of Mae West!! lol!
Wally for you a gave it a whirl!! lol!
2007-11-26 10:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was fifty days before Christmas, when I started shopping at the mall.
Every store I went into had a Santa, each was 50" tall.
Next year I will shop from catalogs and spend $50, that's all!
2007-11-26 11:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's got to be at least fifty kitty fritters in that litter box!
Fifty people passed out from the smell when he raised his arm to wave goodbye.
And for your entertainment pleasure we have fifty naked Santa's dancing to your favorite Christmas tune "Jingle Bells".
2007-11-26 05:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by judy b 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
The shifty fifty run this town.
It's nifty to be fifty.
When you hit fifty you fall apart.
I tried Wally but realize the humor in this is a stretch.
2007-11-26 05:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by doxie 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was thrifty till my bill totaled fifty ($'s)
I gain weight in fifty pound increments and lose weight in dollars and sense.
The grand winner of Y/A violations is_________
with 50 reports in seniors alone.
2007-11-26 06:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are "fifty ways to leave your lover", unfortunately I was the fifty-first!
The price of gas is supposed to be ONLY $3.50 per gallon by Christmas time!
There are fifty different jokes floating around in my head...unfortunately I can't remember the punch line to even ONE of them!
2007-11-26 05:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
nifty nifty Wally looks fifty
nifty nifty i wish i was fifty
nifty nifty i just lost fifty[pounds that is]
2007-11-26 07:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no.....lmbo...you are so funny!
2007-11-26 05:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Grace 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋