Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like
>> Einstein, butt you have no idea the lengths some people will go to,
>> to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?"
>>
>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
>> blackboard and some chalk?"
>>
>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
>> symbols his theory of relativity.
>>
>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome
>> to Heaven!"
>>
>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his
>> credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>>
>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>>
>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
>> mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
>>
>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!
>> Come
>> on in!"
>>
>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
>>
>> Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both
>> managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
>>
>> George W looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>>
>> Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
2007-11-26 04:18:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Daggum shame that is how he will go down in history, ain't it? LOL
2007-11-26 04:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny but Saint Peter isn't allowing that evil doer inside!
2007-11-26 04:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumps-up
2007-11-26 05:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnneeeeee!!!
2007-11-26 05:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooo true! And totally hilarious. Keep 'em coming.
2007-11-26 04:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I DO have a chance of getting in -- what a relief!
2007-11-26 04:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lord-a-mercy...ain't that the truth.
2007-11-26 04:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh how I dreaded looking at this one...LOL.. you are so funny!!! hehe
2007-11-26 05:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa that was a good one.
2007-11-26 04:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask the same thing & more.
2007-11-26 04:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋