Can words kill...?

Question

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4 Letter Words


Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

Answer 1

Funny.

A little sad though because so many women nowadays cant do any of it.

Then again, they are also out in the workplace, often times making as much or more money than their husband.

My wife works, makes more money than me and does all that stuff as well. You think I dont thank my lucky stars every day.

In addition to that, she works out, keeps herself fit and is Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol.

I am a lucky man.

Answer 2

Only if you are a Primadonna who has never had to work a day in her life. Sounds like Mama forgot to teach her daughter how to do chores, lol

Poor little baby, lets have a pitty party for her shall we?

Answer 3

Nice.

Answer 4

Disgusting, poor girl.

Answer 5

yes