Must start off with:
There once was a fella Chris Kringle
2007-11-26 03:06:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a fella Chris Kringle
A Christmas his bells would a jingle
He was quiet as a mouse
Otherwise in each house
With the wives he would have had to mingle! ;~)
2007-11-26 03:17:50 · update #1
LOL very funny people....
2007-11-26 05:48:24 · update #2
There once was a fellow Chris Kringle,
Who fell through a rickety shingle,
into my living room,
full of party guests whom,
He decided to stay with and mingle.
2007-11-26 03:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There once was a fella, Chris Kringle,
He went out to a bar 'cause he's single.
But with his drunken behavior,
He got crushed by a paver,
Then Chris Kringle became the first Pringle.
2007-11-26 03:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by pinegirl7 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was a fella Chris Kringle,
Who fervently wished to be single,
Said his wife, Mrs. Claus,
"You want it because
All that Viagra is making you tingle."
2007-11-26 04:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a fella Chris Kringle
He found a berry of dingle
Touched it once
Oh what a dunce!
Cause Rudolph kicked him off the shingles.
2007-11-26 03:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a fella Chris Kringle
Who always made my skin tingle
I went to his house nude
His wife said "how rude!"
Oh well, I thought he was single
2007-11-26 20:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His pockets, they did jingle
When he pulled over the sleigh
In my neighbors feild of hay
And took a merry tinkle!
2007-11-26 13:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋