Who is in the mood for a limerick? (3)?

Question

Must start off with:

There once was a pirate named Hook

Answer 1

And if he gave you that lonesome look
You'd better run fast
And cover yer @SS
Cause that one-legged pirate could book!

lol

Answer 2

There once was a pirate named Hook
He decided to learn how to cook
His cookies were burned
And that's when he learned
To use a recipe book

that's a limerick right? I haven't written one of those since 5th grade... (as you can probably tell) haha.

Answer 3

There once was a pirate named Hook,
Who decided to publish a book,
He said, "I'm too old
And I'm no longer so bold
To continue being a crook."

Answer 4

There once was a pirate named Hook
Who goodness and mercy forsook
In his evil plan
To catch Peter Pan
As revenge for what the croc took.

Answer 5

There once was a pirate named Hook
Who couldn't write, much less read a book
A tutor he called
Couldn't help him at all
But Hooked on Phonics was all it took

Answer 6

There once was a pirate named Hook,
who had a big fight with his cook.
He wanted roast beef, but the cook said "look",
There's no recipe in my book.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

There once was a pirate named Hook,
Who gave away all that he took.
He set sail in a storm,
His men threw him overboard,
Now in Richmond there's one wealthy cook!