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There once was a dancer named Blossom
2007-11-26 02:54:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a dancer named Blossom
Had buttocks the size of two possums
If a G-string she wore
One could see it no more
And in fact you could call it butt floss-'ems.
2007-11-26 05:56:46 · update #1
There once was a dancer named Blossom
Who took off her clothes and would toss 'em.
The last thong-like thing
She took off to fling
You could use on your teeth to floss 'em.
2007-11-26 04:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a dancer named Blossom,
Who would flirt with men and then toss 'em,
She'd say "hello honey,"
Then take all their money
What a mean and cruel way to cross 'em!
2007-11-26 12:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a dancer named Blossom
Legs so big she couldn't cross 'em
"I'll dance til I'm thin"
She said with a grin
"And by mid-year, I'll really look awesome!"
2007-11-27 04:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a dancer named Blossom
Remember her? Her show wasn't awesome
Joey Lawrence went away
That girl Six couldn't stay
Now she's onstage showing bottom.
2007-11-26 11:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica's Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a dancer named Blossom
Whose middle front teeth were just awesome.
Then one fateful day
She fell off the stage.....
As for her teeth? Well, she lost 'em.
**best I could do at work! LOL
2007-11-26 10:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by duncanhines1920 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She fell in love with a possum
His cute little tail
A tune he did wail
Their love, some say, was awesome.
I just read yers...thats got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard! LMFAO!
2007-11-26 21:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋