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There once was an athlete named Joel
2007-11-26 02:52:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was an athlete name Joel
Who aimed to get the winning goal!
He ran with the puck
And much to his good luck
One slap shot and the victory he stole!
2007-11-26 03:03:00 · update #1
There once was an athlete named Joel
Who decided to break his new foal,
The foal gave him a kick
So hard in his --ick
That now he's no longer who-al.
2007-11-26 04:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was an athlete named Joel
Everyone's beating hearts he stole
Including Big Jack Tate's
One of his teammates
Who blew kisses when Joel made a goal
2007-11-27 04:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was an athlete named Joel,
Who had very little self-control.
The bloke ate too much pasta,
Smoked pot like some Rasta,
Now he's THAT much farther from his goal.
2007-11-26 10:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
There once was an athlete named Joel
He never once did smoke a bowl
He was so damn fine
Got laid all the time
Now he just sits on some coal
eve sorry to burstt your's but your last line is 9 syllables.. :(
Woo me!
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2007-11-26 11:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Devin E 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
His team was always in the hole
Until one day
For "roids" he did pay
Now he makes every goal!
2007-11-26 21:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he wasn't a very good athlete
2007-11-26 10:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I can't top Chris J..lol
2007-11-26 21:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by BDWW 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋