2007-11-25 21:46:13 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Theres a naked woman waiting on your bed for you!
2007-11-25 22:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your bed sheets need turning and if it doesnt get done it could start a fire...
ok that was a lame excuse and wont work but i was thinking on the spot...
ok why not fake a dizzy spell and fall to the ground then demand that you stay at work(to make it look less fake) they should on health and safety grounds send you home!
2007-11-25 21:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by i_am_jenny24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know whether your up for what my friend did, he pretended to have toothache and said he needed to get a tooth filled. They told him to get back within the hour, so he went to his dentist who said they would treat him as an emergency, he got the dentist to take the tooth out, because it was cheaper than having the ongoing root treatment. It wouldn't stop bleeding so the dentist stitched the gum, it got infected and he ended up with an abscess.
2007-11-25 21:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have just had a call from home saying that your pet mouse has had a stroke and is in hospital. Doctors not sure he will last the day and have asked you to attend, as mouse put you down as next of kin . . . .
2007-11-25 21:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Time4AcuPPa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Resign
2007-11-25 21:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I can give you a REASON, your mind is not on what you are doing. Go home.
2007-11-25 21:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go up to your boss and mumble a bunch of jibberish. He'll think you're weird and send you home ;)
2007-11-25 21:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Gimbobsquarepants 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have just caught your lethal weapon in your zip now if that is not an excuse I do not know what is.
2007-11-25 21:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Edgein 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, tell your boss this is how you feel and that you are also presumably wasting company time asking and reading the replies ! Wow - will he be impressed!
2007-11-25 21:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Helen S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're excused.
2007-11-25 21:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by JonBonJovi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋