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I would be "The Flying Trapeze" and "The Human Cannonball..."

Although...to tell ya' the truth...(and here comes the expected sexual innuendo)...

I'm both a "cannon" and a "ball..."

Lol...

2007-11-25 21:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd get some metal spikes surgically implanted in my head. So that I looked like the devil.

Hire some 6 year old to work with me that can get out of a straight jacket faster than anyone on the planet and work street corners.

hehehehe.

2007-11-26 06:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by WhereTheBuffaloRoam 5 · 0 0

no,i would take a few days of rest then go to the second that i had interviewed for and tell them i could start working with them .after i get my final check from the company i use to work for.and fire does a funny thing to human body ,but i will not get into it .

2007-11-26 18:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0 0

I already sent my boss juggling at the circus last year.

2007-11-26 06:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0 0

Ha.Ha.Ha.

If my boss fired me today, I would own this d*mn circus tomorrow!!!

2007-11-26 06:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope... I'll be eating beans and shooting fire... You know.. Blue darts...hahaha.

Damn ReligiousNut: OMG!!! A ball??? What happened to the other ball? You need to keep those little guys with you.

2007-11-26 12:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 1 0

I think I would be the poor sap following the elephants around with a large wheeled trash can and a shovel.

2007-11-26 08:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If my boss fired me for no apparent reason, I'd set his hair on fire.
;)

2007-11-26 05:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

Probably not. I never cared much for fire.

2007-11-26 05:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's my night job already, so yeah! I don't eat it so much as I gargle with it. It's good for the vocal cords.

2007-11-26 06:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by The Babe is Armed! 6 · 0 0

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