2007-11-25 17:20:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was abducted by aliens last night and forced me to get high or else they'd shave my butt.
2007-11-25 17:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Coconut Bra Girly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When your on the cell phone use the excuse say" I have diarrhea and driving,ahhhggrr ,I'm pooping,right now , I have to go home and wash my pants and I don't have laundry detergent" They will believe you every time cause most,well almost all people would be to embarrassed if it were a lie or the truth,also cry alittle on the phone or something as your getting off the phone.
2007-11-26 01:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kel Bee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got drunk, ended up in Vegas with a crazy lounge singer named Ralph and now there's 15 cases of pudding in my garage......what was I supposed to do again?
2007-11-26 02:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by luvlife1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there was this demonic bunny sitting sitting on my bed. and whenever i would touch it, it would vibrate. so i had to call animal control to get it out of my house, but it turned out that a bunch of mermaids took over the animal control center so all i could hear was water through the phone. so i had to call lindsey lohan so she could get the rabbit out of my house and i was like, yo linds get your a** out of rehab and get this demon outta here. so she came down here and told me that you have to pour marshmallow fluff everywhere to get the rabbit out so i did but it didn't do anything except make me crave a peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich. so i made one and i ate it and i was like, omgggg this is sooo good. then i kept making more and more and i kept eating it until i gained like, 100 pounds and realized that i got really fat so i had to get a liposuction. but i fell in love with the doctor who was giving it to me and half way through he proposed to me so we went and got married in an igloo at the north pole. thats when i met santa and he told me that i'm on the naughty list. so i wanted to be on the nice list so i spent like, a week cleaning the reindeer stalls for him so that i dont get coal. so that's why i've been gone from work this week. i just really dont want coal again.
sorry boss
2007-11-26 01:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by Cheerx24x7 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My car wouldn't start, so I got my neighbor to come and give me a jump, and he had a heart attack in my driveway! I had to wait for the ambulance, then drive his family to the hospital, but after I parked and escorted them in, my car wouldn't start!
2007-11-26 01:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
after i ate the turkey i fell into a deep sleep i think it may have been a coma..im sorry i missed the last week of work i only woke up last night at midnight...
2007-11-26 01:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by bailie28 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was mistaken for one of Santa's elf's and I am now at Santa's toy shop making toys for Christmas...REALLY!
2007-11-26 01:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
2007-11-26 01:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Water was turned off when I soaped up.
2007-11-26 01:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"My arm was caught in a blood pressure machine."
2007-11-26 01:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋